Sasquatch

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My trash comes on Tueday morning....I had thrown away a sheet cake and low and behold there is a Sasquatch in my trash...Damn thing had icing all over it's face.....Anyway I went ahead and shot it....Tell me where to ship the body but you pay the freight.....

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quote:Originally posted by jdb



Guessing not all bigfoots are "created" equal, eh?

Like I said...I thought Sasquatch would have a bigger d!ck....That beast's crank should be as big as those skier's.....

[jdb]

OK, I admit to having the heebies scared out of me   by some large, smelly biped some years ago.
Actually, I thought it was just some dude sneaking up on me whom ran off when he was spotted: but the howl a few moments later was what shook my guts.

I became a closet-bigfoot believer for a while afterwards and read everything I could find.

However, reason dawned on me after a while, I joined a 12 step program, and in time returned to non-believer status.

That one can't chuck a rock into the woods without hitting a tree-hugger, a pot farmer, or any number of other wierdo's tells me there's nothing new in the woods.

IMHO, something would have popped up by now, and I'm not just talking a bigfoot boner - but that's not the case.

Would be cool to be wrong on this one though, jdb

[xjay]

I don't know, it looks pretty cold outside in that artwork.  Just so I know, what type of round did it take to bring the poor thing down or was it more at being a well placed shot?

Like I said...I thought Sasquatch would have a bigger d!ck....That beast's crank should be as big as those skier's.....
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[xjay]

So far I have only read one book on the subject, but I have been talking to a lot of folks on different forums.  I did attend a conference with several credible BF researchers and professors who presented the best evidence for BF's existence.  I feel that these folks are working in a very professional and scientific manner and there is a mounting stack of evidence each year.  I already know that Bigfoot is alive and well with a breeding population right here in many parts of Oklahoma.  Seeing is believing and that is what it will take for anyone to realize the truth, so I understand where you are coming from and respect your healthy skepticism.  You are wrong on this one, and thus you are very cool in my book.

Would be cool to be wrong on this one though, jdb


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[SoonerRiceGrad]

quote:Originally posted by iplaw

Ahh...apparently I'm not the only Michael Moore hater...

[xjay]

quote:Originally posted by xjay

So far I have only read one book on the subject, but I have been talking to a lot of folks on different forums.  I did attend a conference with several credible BF researchers and professors who presented the best evidence for BF's existence.  I feel that these folks are working in a very professional and scientific manner and there is a mounting stack of evidence each year.  I already know that Bigfoot is alive and well with a breeding population right here in many parts of Oklahoma.  Seeing is believing and that is what it will take for anyone to realize the truth, so I understand where you are coming from and respect your healthy skepticism.  You are wrong on this one, and thus you are very cool in my book.  

P.S.  Believe it or not, I have never tried pot to this day and I am 46 yrs. old.  Nor do I have a soft spot in my heart for tree huggers (they have other issues that they can not face and are focused on "their cause" instead).  I think the more you get out the more you will discover that we are all weirdos.

Would be cool to be wrong on this one though, jdb

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quote:Originally posted by xjay

I don't know, it looks pretty cold outside in that artwork.  Just so I know, what type of round did it take to bring the poor thing down or was it more at being a well placed shot?

Like I said...I thought Sasquatch would have a bigger d!ck....That beast's crank should be as big as those skier's.....

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Model 1895 .405  Winchester.....

[Conan71]

I think Alt has found a new cause and re-incarnated himself on this thread, with an echo poster to boot.

[jdb]

Yeah, what are the odds of TWO BFers showing up, out of the blue, on the same website, at the same time?
About the same as seeing a BF standing in line at wal-greens, no?

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"I already know that Bigfoot is alive and well with a breeding population right here in many parts of Oklahoma."

Dude, making statements like this will only hurt your credibility.

Have you see them humping in the bushes, on numerous occassions in many different parts of the State? Were they plump with pearly whites?

One instance is marginal, at best.
But several sightings and you didn't have a camera on hand? No way is that believible.

You label yourself a kook by saying such things. Isn't the subject met with rolling eyes as it is?

jdb

[iplaw]

quote:Originally posted by jdb
Dude, making statements like this will only hurt your credibility.

BS.  I've been to the buffet at Mazzios at about 12:15 on Sunday morning after churches let out and I've seen plenty of Squatches belly up to the bar.

You just don't recognize them because they're freshly shaven.

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[Conan71]

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[xjay]

quote:Originally posted by jdb
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"I already know that Bigfoot is alive and well with a breeding population right here in many parts of Oklahoma."

Dude, making statements like this will only hurt your credibility.

Have you see them humping in the bushes, on numerous occassions in many different parts of the State? Were they plump with pearly whites?

One instance is marginal, at best.
But several sightings and you didn't have a camera on hand? No way is that believible.

You label yourself a kook by saying such things. Isn't the subject met with rolling eyes as it is?

jdb

Hi JDB.  Of course the subject is met by many folks with rolling eyes, but this thread has been read 500 times so far and only about three of you are hecklers.  I guess you got me pegged right as an echo poster, but I mentioned that in my first post when I thanked OklahomaSasquatch for posting the game cam pic to his web-site, and that is what this thread is all about.  OklahomaSasquatch is inviting anyone interested in Bigfoot to view his site and links, and he is also hoping to have people contact him with their own BF encounters.  

Now I'm curious, you asked if I have ever seen BF "humping in the bushes".  Well, no I haven't, but do you think that each time BF wants to mate that the female has to come into heat as do the rest of the primates or is BF more human like and can mate at any time?  There is a juvenile BF in the game cam photo (taken in Oklahoma) and that is why I can make the statement that there is a breeding population of Bigfoot here in the state.  I have not had several up close encounters with Bigfoot that would present an ideal photo opportunity, but if it were that easy then we would already have had our proof by now.  I'm sure more than a few will label me a kook, but I'm merely a little kook and the big kooks will be the ones to bring in the proof needed for Bigfoot's existence (even though BF exists without any proof or permission from any of us).

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FYI, those are not discrete viewers, most views are from people like me refreshing every so often for another good laugh.