Sasquatch

[xjay]

I heard there was an episode of the Six Million Dollar Man with Sasquatch in it, but I have never seen it (too busy).

quote:Originally posted by YoungTulsan

I saw an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger where Chuck Norris was about to be killed by Sasquatch, when all of a sudden a bear (that had been bothering them most of the episode) randomly appeared and saved him.

Bears shall forever be friend to Chuck Norris, and Sasquatch better watch his back.

[Rowdy]

If the Sasquatch existed, civilization with its expansion alone would have squeezed it out enough to have captured one or spotted one with hardcore evidence.  They don't live forever so where are the dead corpses or skeletons?  The only hardcore evidence seen is some guy with a bear rug strapped to his back like the infamous Soggy Bottom Monster.  Either that or people have blurry pictures to deal with.

I have no problem in believing their existence if there was evidence of their existence.

[oklahomasasquatch]

quote:  If the Sasquatch existed, civilization with its expansion alone would have squeezed it out enough to have captured one or spotted one with hardcore evidence. They don't live forever so where are the dead corpses or skeletons? The only hardcore evidence seen is some guy with a bear rug strapped to his back like the infamous Soggy Bottom Monster. Either that or people have blurry pictures to deal with.

Hey Rowdy,

Ask any park ranger if they have ever found any Bear skeletons. They will answer no we haven't, we don't know why they just never find any except for the ones that were killed by humans. Check out my site there is a very compelling photo on the front-page check it out. We believe that sasquatches barry their dead, it sounds crazy but it's the only one that makes sense on for that question. The Patterson-Gimlin film (1967), the Sasquatch in that film, if watched closely you can see the shoulder blades and muscles moving. These guys are masters of camouflage, they could be 10ft from you and you wouldn't even know it. Not to mention there extremely fast and a lot stealthier than you think. This information is all based on my experiences first hand, it all happened. More than 1 to 2 fourths of America have seen these guys maybe more. Look at how people are ridiculing us for having a web site about it do you think because accusations like you guys (not you rowdy) make people are going to want to come out and admit they have seen one?


Once again water boy I never said we saw a squatch in the city of tulsa....When we mark a territory when we get a sighting we don't mark the exact area because we don't want people going out there bothering the land looking for one. Thus we just color the whole county.

[xjay]

quote:Originally posted by jdb


Why did the bigfoot cross the road?
To snatch a few plants from Alt's pot patch.

Did you know that there are a few reports out of Washington state about the people that are left to "watch over" these types of fields, that are growing/planted in wilderness areas, having Sasquatch encounters.  These folks are usually just camped near by these fields and during the day they fish, etc. Once these folks come to realize that they are being watched by a Sasquatch they often decide to give up their cushy jobs.

Also, most reports of Sasquatch crossing the road decribe the creature doing so in two steps.

[xjay]

LOL! Here you go Breadburner, you seem to be more than just a little curious about this: http://www.gcbro.com/OKblaine0002.html

[BixB]

quote:Originally posted by xjay


Hi JDB.  Of course the subject is met by many folks with rolling eyes, but this thread has been read 500 times so far and only about three of you are hecklers * * *

Heckle, heckle, heckle!  There, that makes at least 4.

[xjay]

Yep.

[jdb]

Back when I had something to prove, I spent a good deal of time in the deep woods of several remote areas.

At 3:00 am: a pack of raccoons raiding the camp, a wild pig rushing out of canyon, a grunting bear on the path in front of one can all make one pee his pants.

It's not about smelling nasty aromas anymore then it is terrible noises that curl your toes.

It's that there have been hoards of well equipped people hunting BF's and still have nothing respectable to show for the efforts.

Back in my day, walking you back to the truck was a 12 day adventure of it's own.

If your "bet" included me, you lost, bud.

jdb

[oklahomasasquatch]

Do you honestly think all of us researchers would release all this evidence over the net.... photos yes, some, castings yes, but hair, vital footage, or tissue samples no....they would have it looked at by scientists, not us though. I'll tell you what, most of almost all sightings happen with out you ever expecting it. Most of all sightings cause people to go into shock yes all that stuff you heard happend but you probably didn't listen and look for other things. A quote I repeat to alot of people is "If you actully go out and look for something your more than likely going to find it." -Loren Coleman-...I'm not saying you have to believe me but 1,000's of sightings and counting can you really doubt all of those people? It's hard to prove the Sasquatch existance, then again it's hard say it doesn't exist.

[xjay]

Hey JDB, sounds like you've been doing a little reading...alright!  But,which bet do you speak of...and back in your day?...when you had something to prove?  LOL!!  

Oh well.  I'll just close with this:

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

[RecycleMichael]

I think that Sasquatch is already in captivity and being held against his will.

The Bush administration is forming a legal opinion on what species can be detained that could satisfy the courts (he ain't no racist, but he might be a specist).

I am starting a fund to find him and prepare a proper legal defense.

Please send money through paypal to my e-mail address.

[Conan71]

quote:Originally posted by recyclemichael


The Bush administration is forming a legal opinion on what species can be detained that could satisfy the courts (he ain't no racist, but he might be a specist).

That's an entirely specious theory []

[Breadburner]

The Patterson-Gimlin film is a hoax.....

[Conan71]

What about the Zapruder film?

[Breadburner]

quote:Originally posted by Conan71

What about the Zapruder film?

Holy $hit....That was Sasquatch on the grassy knoll....It really explains alot....