SOTU 2014

[AquaMan]

I know that look. Boehner just had gas. And he thinks no one noticed.

[Hoss]

I know that look. Boehner just had gas. And he thinks no one noticed.

Every time I see Boehner now I resist the urge to scream out "I smell burnt toast"...

[Conan71]

Every time I see Boehner now I resist the urge to scream out "I smell burnt toast"...

Why resist? Go for it!

Someone needs to give the man a valium, he's waaaaay too stiff.

[Hoss]

Why resist? Go for it!

Someone needs to give the man a valium, he's waaaaay too stiff.

He'd just start weeping.  Then the bronzer would start to run...

[Gaspar]

Not watching was actually quite liberating.  I think I'm going to take more opportunities to ignore His Majesty.

Did he say anything, or was it just "I have a pen. . .And that's the only thing I need is my pen. I don't need this Constitution or this rule of law. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need."

LOL!  The Washington Times picked up on the same thing I did, and published this today.  Of course you would have to remember this scene from The Jerk with Steve Martin to get the joke.