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Started by dbacks fan, June 18, 2012, 03:38:25 AM

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Quote from: jacobi on June 19, 2012, 04:50:26 PM
Years ago, when working as a teller at a credit union a woman came to me,  She conducted her business and then asked for part of her change to be two rolls of quarters.  I asked in a friendly way if she had a bunch of laundry to do.  She said it was for the turnpike.  I said that I had a pikepass.  She then said that the pikepass was a stepping stone to having the number of the beast stamped on her forehead.

I've always wondered how you stamp a number into human forehead skin...

She's got the Okie in her.
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Quote from: heironymouspasparagus on June 19, 2012, 05:32:18 PM
With a tattoo needle.  Don't you have yours yet??

I was thinking rubber ink stamp to be kind, branding iron for the more serious applications.
 

Conan71

Quote from: jacobi on June 19, 2012, 04:50:26 PM
Years ago, when working as a teller at a credit union a woman came to me,  She conducted her business and then asked for part of her change to be two rolls of quarters.  I asked in a friendly way if she had a bunch of laundry to do.  She said it was for the turnpike.  I said that I had a pikepass.  She then said that the pikepass was a stepping stone to having the number of the beast stamped on her forehead.

I've always wondered how you stamp a number into human forehead skin...

Five knuckles.  Doesn't equal 666 though...
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