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Open letter to bicycling Santa

Started by RecycleMichael, December 05, 2005, 10:00:07 AM

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Sangria

#17
January 10, 2007, 07:21:47 AM
Biker Fox has been around for years. He used to be very over weight and he started riding bike to lose weight and now he rides bike to encourage others to do the same. He is a bit strange but a very nice guy. He does not ride the highways and is usually on Memorial or Brookside (he loves to go where the motorcycles hang out and do tricks)

Don't confuse him with the Dirty Santa. Santa guy is also the one who was dragging around the inflateable penis a few years ago. Paul Tey or something like that. He's the same guy who puts blow up dolls on the back of his bike and runs for Mayor.

The santa guy is definately missing more than the top 3 floors of his two story building.

I figure one of these days the gene pool will cleanse itslef when he rides infront of a semi and that will be that.

ttownjoe

#18
January 10, 2007, 09:14:08 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Sangria

Biker Fox has been around for years. He used to be very over weight and he started riding bike to lose weight and now he rides bike to encourage others to do the same. He is a bit strange but a very nice guy. He does not ride the highways and is usually on Memorial or Brookside (he loves to go where the motorcycles hang out and do tricks)

Don't confuse him with the Dirty Santa. Santa guy is also the one who was dragging around the inflateable penis a few years ago. Paul Tey or something like that. He's the same guy who puts blow up dolls on the back of his bike and runs for Mayor.

The santa guy is definately missing more than the top 3 floors of his two story building.

I figure one of these days the gene pool will cleanse itslef when he rides infront of a semi and that will be that.


Avery Drive.  Every Wednesday night, between 6-8:30.  A whole bunch of 'em.  Cull the HERD, people!

ttownjoe

#19
January 10, 2007, 09:18:51 AM
quote:
Originally posted by ttownjoe

quote:
Originally posted by Sangria

Biker Fox has been around for years. He used to be very over weight and he started riding bike to lose weight and now he rides bike to encourage others to do the same. He is a bit strange but a very nice guy. He does not ride the highways and is usually on Memorial or Brookside (he loves to go where the motorcycles hang out and do tricks)

Don't confuse him with the Dirty Santa. Santa guy is also the one who was dragging around the inflateable penis a few years ago. Paul Tey or something like that. He's the same guy who puts blow up dolls on the back of his bike and runs for Mayor.

The santa guy is definately missing more than the top 3 floors of his two story building.

I figure one of these days the gene pool will cleanse itslef when he rides infront of a semi and that will be that.


Avery Drive.  Every Wednesday night, between 6-8:30.  Tay and a whole bunch of 'em.  Cull the HERD, people!

swake

#20
January 10, 2007, 09:32:14 AM
quote:
Originally posted by ttownjoe

quote:
Originally posted by ttownjoe

QuoteOriginally posted by lsimmons

They should both be fined for reckless endangerment.

It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt or worse.


Worse.  Forget about the fines.  Just run them down. It should be pretty easy.  After all, they deserve it, right?



Very nice, time to go away again Paul.
Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er

deinstein

#21
January 10, 2007, 09:58:42 AM
quote:
Originally posted by ttownjoe

quote:
Originally posted by ttownjoe

QuoteOriginally posted by lsimmons

They should both be fined for reckless endangerment.

It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt or worse.


Worse.  Forget about the fines.  Just run them down. It should be pretty easy.  After all, they deserve it, right?

removed for racial slur


I love racism!

swake

#22
January 10, 2007, 10:06:56 AM
quote:
Originally posted by deinstein

quote:
Originally posted by ttownjoe

quote:
Originally posted by ttownjoe

QuoteOriginally posted by lsimmons

They should both be fined for reckless endangerment.

It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt or worse.


Worse.  Forget about the fines.  Just run them down. It should be pretty easy.  After all, they deserve it, right?

removed for racial slur


I love racism!


You do understand that "ttownjoe" is just Paul Tay again, and that Paul is the biking Santa and that he's calling himself that for shock value, right?
Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er

jdb

#23
January 10, 2007, 10:34:31 AM
Several years here my primary transportation was a custom cut Bianchi. True enough I rarely left the IDL, but still that's how I hupped around.

As a semi-transplant from the West Coast - where bikes are everywhere - I have no problem with bicycles on the roadways and believe we can all share the road.
Item: out there bicyces pay taxes too in one of several ways.

However, riding the middle of a lane, after dark, with no lights is an unsafe situation. If it were so for just the dumb@ss on the bike then that would be one thing, but when it puts everyone on that stretch of road at risk, it becomes another.

That being said, I'll run down a cager who's more interested in their phone conversation then their driving long before I'll jump a bicyclist - even one that is just asking for it.

jdb

tim huntzinger

#24
January 10, 2007, 10:41:02 AM
I am a bad, bad person.  I give a hearty 'Gooooo Dan Chang!' when I see 'Santa' and a rowdy 'We love Biker Foooooxxth!'  Frank always cuts and runs real quick like and ceases all tricks.

Hawkins

#25
January 10, 2007, 11:56:09 AM
Isn't there a saying that goes something like,
"Some people are alive simply becaue it is illegal to kill them"?

That Santa bike wagon guy fits the bill. 150 years ago, a guy like that would get gunned down in the street, and everyone would just look the other way.

Think about it. Only recently (in the larger scheme of civilization) has our society and law enforcement become so efficient that stupid people are protected to the point that we are de-evolving as a species...

shadows

#26
January 10, 2007, 01:13:26 PM
Regardless of how it can be scrutinized it cannot be said of him that he is not exercising his rights and securing yours.   Remember how stupid it was for the colonist to throw that good tea overboard in the harbor merely because it had a tax placed on it?  All of life is in the eyes of the beholder.
Today we stand in ecstasy and view that we build today'
Tomorrow we will enter into the plea to have it torn away.

Hawkins

#27
January 10, 2007, 02:48:44 PM
I agree that sometimes we need a Boston Tea Party to shake things up, and I probably feel that the world is a pretty messed up place--to the same extent that Paul Tay does.

But I will NEVER, EVER resort to riding around on a tricylce wagon thingy dressed up as Santa.

LOL.

Remember when Lloyd Benson told Dan Quayle, "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy!"?

Well, if Paul Tay were reading this I would say, "You sir, are no Boston Tea Party!"

--

ttownjoe

#28
January 10, 2007, 08:58:03 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hawkins

Well, if Paul Tay were reading this I would say, "You sir, are no Boston Tea Party!"



Screw tea parties.  They for rich people, like Mommy Warbucks and hubby.  I NEED beer.

ttownjoe

#29
January 10, 2007, 10:12:05 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hawkins

Think about it. Only recently (in the larger scheme of civilization) has our society and law enforcement become so efficient that stupid people are protected to the point that we are de-evolving as a species...




Yep.  Definately proof positive intelligent design is a SCAM.
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