Who AM I????

[XEALS for THRILLS]

Local Internet Marketing/WEB creator

I possibly have a good product but the service sucks. It takes 24 + hours for someone to get back to you that's if it isn't lunch time or the weekend or a holiday. I charge $400.00 for a product and provide bad service. There is no tutorial that I have created and you are suppose to search through wordpress to find the info that you need.  I time your calls with the staff and complain if you talk to much on the phone.

here is the info I Market about my new product:

Your new site design includes a photo gallery, event calendar, forms, blog, analytics, hosting, email and much more...
Features:

   * Full Featured Content Management System
   * Unlimited Web Pages
   * Advanced Editing Console
   * Integrated Blog
   * Design Customizable Platform
   * Dynamic Form Generator
   * Events Calendar
   * Photo Gallery
   * E-Commerce Capability
   * Completely SEO friendly
   * Google Analytics Integration
   * Automatic XML Sitemap Generator
   * Hosting
   * Domain Name
   * Monthly Maintenance Support Tokens

Since the beginning of "time", we have built customized web sites from the ground up and charge a separate fee for each of these capabilities.  Projects like this could take months to complete and cost customers as much as $50,000.

(They have the ability to do these things but once again the service is horrible)
What good is health insurance if you can't afford the deductible? What good is an internet developer if they aren't consistently reachable?

With our new state-of-the-art technology ******* can have your new ******** site up and running with all of these great features within hours.
(yea it was up and running but I did not have what is called a clue on what to do)

******* provides you with FAQs, VIP support forums, video tutorials, and hands on consultation to help you get the most out of your site.

(At Their convenience) And no Tutorials as of now.

WHO AM I?

[mrburns918]

quote:Originally posted by XEALS for THRILLS

Local Internet Marketing/WEB creator

I possibly have a good product but the service sucks. It takes 24 + hours for someone to get back to you that's if it isn't lunch time or the weekend or a holiday. I charge $400.00 for a product and provide bad service. There is no tutorial that I have created and you are suppose to search through wordpress to find the info that you need.  I time your calls with the staff and complain if you talk to much on the phone.

here is the info I Market about my new product:

Your new site design includes a photo gallery, event calendar, forms, blog, analytics, hosting, email and much more...
Features:

   * Full Featured Content Management System
   * Unlimited Web Pages
   * Advanced Editing Console
   * Integrated Blog
   * Design Customizable Platform
   * Dynamic Form Generator
   * Events Calendar
   * Photo Gallery
   * E-Commerce Capability
   * Completely SEO friendly
   * Google Analytics Integration
   * Automatic XML Sitemap Generator
   * Hosting
   * Domain Name
   * Monthly Maintenance Support Tokens

Since the beginning of "time", we have built customized web sites from the ground up and charge a separate fee for each of these capabilities.  Projects like this could take months to complete and cost customers as much as $50,000.

(They have the ability to do these things but once again the service is horrible)
What good is health insurance if you can't afford the deductible? What good is an internet developer if they aren't consistently reachable?

With our new state-of-the-art technology ******* can have your new ******** site up and running with all of these great features within hours.
(yea it was up and running but I did not have what is called a clue on what to do)

******* provides you with FAQs, VIP support forums, video tutorials, and hands on consultation to help you get the most out of your site.

(At Their convenience) And no Tutorials as of now.

WHO AM I?

Sounds like a good description of the former downtown "Tsunami".

Mr. Burns

[tim huntzinger]

quote:Originally posted by XEALS for THRILLS

Local Internet Marketing/WEB creator

I possibly have a good product but the service sucks. It takes 24 + hours for someone to get back to you that's if it isn't lunch time or the weekend or a holiday. I charge $400.00 for a product and provide bad service. There is no tutorial that I have created and you are suppose to search through wordpress to find the info that you need.  I time your calls with the staff and complain if you talk to much on the phone.

here is the info I Market about my new product:

Your new site design includes a photo gallery, event calendar, forms, blog, analytics, hosting, email and much more...
Features:

   * Full Featured Content Management System
   * Unlimited Web Pages
   * Advanced Editing Console
   * Integrated Blog
   * Design Customizable Platform
   * Dynamic Form Generator
   * Events Calendar
   * Photo Gallery
   * E-Commerce Capability
   * Completely SEO friendly
   * Google Analytics Integration
   * Automatic XML Sitemap Generator
   * Hosting
   * Domain Name
   * Monthly Maintenance Support Tokens

Since the beginning of "time", we have built customized web sites from the ground up and charge a separate fee for each of these capabilities.  Projects like this could take months to complete and cost customers as much as $50,000.

(They have the ability to do these things but once again the service is horrible)
What good is health insurance if you can't afford the deductible? What good is an internet developer if they aren't consistently reachable?

With our new state-of-the-art technology ******* can have your new ******** site up and running with all of these great features within hours.
(yea it was up and running but I did not have what is called a clue on what to do)

******* provides you with FAQs, VIP support forums, video tutorials, and hands on consultation to help you get the most out of your site.

(At Their convenience) And no Tutorials as of now.

WHO AM I?

I was always suspicious of a WEB company that needed to advertise on the RADIO.  Still, kind of a weird broadside from a disgruntled ex to post here.  Tell me, were you ever 'gruntled?'

[sgrizzle]

Who are we talking about?

[cannon_fodder]

quote:Originally posted by sgrizzle

Who are we talking about?

+1

I googled it and came up with this thread.  Your gruntledness is lost on those of us not int he know/not caring enough to look harder.

[sgrizzle]

quote:Originally posted by cannon_fodder


I googled it and came up with this thread.  

Me too

[XEALS for THRILLS]

you googled what?

[TURobY]

At this point, the effectiveness of your rant is lost on me. It would have been more effective for you to just be forthcoming with your complaint and move on. Instead, you are telling us to try and guess.

Why would I care to waste my time trying to look up information about something that didn't affect me to being with?

[ARGUS]

yawn,next...punt.

[grahambino]

would this be http://xeal.com/

but the real question is not, who are you, its who cares.

blah blah blah blah