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Open letter to bicycling Santa

Started by RecycleMichael, December 05, 2005, 10:00:07 AM

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RecycleMichael

Get off the expressway.

I know that you want to make us weird and it is obvious that you want the attention, but quit it.

I understand your want to be a performance artist as well. Costumes can be fun too.

But this isn't clever. You can do better.
Power is nothing till you use it.

jdb

And stay the hell off Memorial too.

I almost ran into the back of you lastnight.
Maybe you remember me?
If I had of crashed my motorbike lastnight due to you making your "statement", guess who would have had the longer hospital stay recovering from a cranial-anal-boot-ectomy?

Your invisable after dark, Dude.

Next time, jdb

AMP

Who are you talking about?  

I have seen Biker Fox around before about 5 years ago, is he the Bicycling Santa?

www.bikerfox.com

jdb

Two of them, eh?

Gonna need a bigger boot.


deinstein


tim huntzinger

I think they should take on Avery Drive outbound during rush hour.  Unlike the Expry or Memorial Ave, Avery Drive has mega bike signage.

sgrizzle

bikerfox is not santa. Santa is paul tay.

Bikerfox primarily rides memorial's center median, removing signs and doing occasional "bike tricks" in his spandex outfit.

Tay rides all over town and on highways

lsimmons

They should both be fined for reckless endangerment.

It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt or worse.

deinstein

I love how they make people so mad.

sgrizzle

quote:
Originally posted by deinstein

I love how they make people so mad.



P.S. to deinstein

They're both on myspace.

ttownjoe

quote:
Originally posted by jdb

And stay the hell off Memorial too.

I almost ran into the back of you lastnight.
Maybe you remember me?
If I had of crashed my motorbike lastnight due to you making your "statement", guess who would have had the longer hospital stay recovering from a cranial-anal-boot-ectomy?

Your invisable after dark, Dude.

Next time, jdb




Why don't you simply put the idiot out of his misery and run him over?  You'll get a hero's medals from the cops, fo' shure.  They hate him with a passion too.  In fact, let's declare OPEN season on ALL bicyclists.

ttownjoe

quote:
Originally posted by lsimmons

They should both be fined for reckless endangerment.

It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt or worse.



Worse.  Forget about the fines.  Just run them down.

ttownjoe

quote:
Originally posted by ttownjoe

QuoteOriginally posted by lsimmons

They should both be fined for reckless endangerment.

It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt or worse.



Worse.  Forget about the fines.  Just run them down. It should be pretty easy.  After all, they deserve it, right?

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CoffeeBean