Humor Anyone? Hope you'll add jokes to this thread

[Jammie]

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
> >>>
> >>> "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
> >>>
> >>> "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
> >>>
> >>> "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang
> >>> of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave
> >>> her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and
> >>> most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his
> >>> bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I
> >>> yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!"
> >>>
> >>> St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
> >>>
> >>> "Just a couple minutes ago."