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Shotgun Sam for Sheriff

Started by Tulsa Zephyr, August 31, 2015, 06:56:06 AM

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Tulsa Zephyr

August 31, 2015, 06:56:06 AM
Buckle up!  It appears that the guy who was so successful running the most recent Shotgun Sam's is planning to run for Sheriff...Should be a "Trump-like" experience for all of us... 8)
"My ambition is handicapped by laziness."  Charles Bukowski

Breadburner

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August 31, 2015, 07:56:25 AM
Quote from: Tulsa Zephyr on August 31, 2015, 06:56:06 AM
Buckle up!  It appears that the guy who was so successful running the most recent Shotgun Sam's is planning to run for Sheriff...Should be a "Trump-like" experience for all of us... 8)

More like Billary.....
 

AngieB

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August 31, 2015, 09:02:56 AM
Quote from: Tulsa Zephyr on August 31, 2015, 06:56:06 AM
Buckle up!  It appears that the guy who was so successful running the most recent Shotgun Sam's is planning to run for Sheriff...Should be a "Trump-like" experience for all of us... 8)

Not hardly. Trump knows how to use the media. This guy...well...  ::)

DolfanBob

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August 31, 2015, 09:41:11 AM
Quote from: Tulsa Zephyr on August 31, 2015, 06:56:06 AM
Buckle up!  It appears that the guy who was so successful running the most recent Shotgun Sam's is planning to run for Sheriff...Should be a "Trump-like" experience for all of us... 8)

I didn't want to say anything but.......ya SMH!  ::)
Changing opinions one mistake at a time.

Townsend

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August 31, 2015, 01:15:37 PM
Quote from: Tulsa Zephyr on August 31, 2015, 06:56:06 AM
Buckle up!  It appears that the guy who was so successful running the most recent Shotgun Sam's is planning to run for Sheriff...Should be a "Trump-like" experience for all of us... 8)

If Rice comes anywhere close to running for public office he is opening his own can of worms and tossing them about like confetti.

Townsend

#5
August 31, 2015, 01:52:56 PM
Sweet baby Jesus, there's a FB page.

QuoteI'm a very very fortunate guy, I have been taken in by the best Campaign Manager in Tulsa County.with the people that are behind me how could I ever loose.
It's kind of like drifting around on a cloud. I never thought anyone like this would be intrested in me.
Thank you to all my friends
Vote: Jim Rice Jr. For Tulsa County Sheriff.

QuoteThis was taken when I graduated out of the police academy in 1975 can you believe this little handsome devil is me. What happened too me. ????



There's more but you guys get it.

heironymouspasparagus

#6
August 31, 2015, 01:54:29 PM
Is there a funding site for Stanley Glanz re-election...??   I wanna donate...

"So he brandished a gun, never shot anyone or anything right?"  --TeeDub, 17 Feb 2018.

I don't share my thoughts because I think it will change the minds of people who think differently.  I share my thoughts to show the people who already think like me that they are not alone.

swake

#7
August 31, 2015, 02:44:41 PM
Rice won't win, but he's certainly going to be entertaining.

I hope he stays in to the end just for purely comedic value. Maybe we can get Tay to run too, the resulting debate would be epic. One candidate hauls a giant inflated d!ildo around in a trailer and one is a giant inflated d!ldo.



Hoss

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August 31, 2015, 02:50:42 PM
Quote from: swake on August 31, 2015, 02:44:41 PM
Rice won't win, but he's certainly going to be entertaining.

I hope he stays in to the end just for purely comedic value. Maybe we can get Tay to run too, the resulting debate would be epic. One candidate hauls a giant inflated d!ildo around in a trailer and one is a giant inflated d!ldo.





well played!  good thing I wasn't drinking anything as I read this.

DolfanBob

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August 31, 2015, 02:55:46 PM
Quote from: swake on August 31, 2015, 02:44:41 PM
Rice won't win, but he's certainly going to be entertaining.

I hope he stays in to the end just for purely comedic value. Maybe we can get Tay to run too, the resulting debate would be epic. One candidate hauls a giant inflated d!ildo around in a trailer and one is a giant inflated d!ldo.





Funny you should mention that. He and Tay are friends. You just can't make this stuff up.
Changing opinions one mistake at a time.

Conan71

#10
August 31, 2015, 04:29:50 PM
Here's his Plat Form (sic)

QuoteOkay, As everyone knows I am running for Tulsa County Sheriff, My two Plat Forms are and will be strictly enforced with a strict no tolerance policy signed by me.

My first Plat Form policy Strictly enforced by me will be NO ONE SHOULD DIE IN THE TULSA COUNTY JAIL. (Ever). There's ways to find out if a person is terminally ill. We will be more diligent about making sure the person being arrested should be placed in the county jail.

If a person has been examined by our jail physician and it is determined that he should be hospitalized, that's where he or she will go. That's my Pledge.

My Second Plat Form Issue is. I promise and swear I will take (Race) completely out of the Tulsa County Jail. This will be a 0 tolerance policy. I don't care what color anyone's skin is, everyone will be accepted and treated the same.

Anyone caught violating these two polices will be terminated on the spot. All I can say any further is try me and see. There's things I will tolerate and things I won't.

VOTE: Jim Rice Jr. Tulsa County Sheriff
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

Townsend

#11
August 31, 2015, 04:52:35 PM
Quote from: Conan71 on August 31, 2015, 04:29:50 PM
Here's his Plat Form (sic)


This deserves its own thread.  Maybe we can help keep him in the race a while longer before he gets arrested.

Markk

#12
August 31, 2015, 05:02:27 PM
Quote from: DolfanBob on August 31, 2015, 02:55:46 PM
Funny you should mention that. He and Tay are friends. You just can't make this stuff up.

Queue Accountability Burns ...

swake

#13
August 31, 2015, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Markk on August 31, 2015, 05:02:27 PM
Queue Accountability Burns ...


Blue Jeans Jenner

Conan71

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August 31, 2015, 09:10:38 PM
Quote from: Markk on August 31, 2015, 05:02:27 PM
Queue Accountability Burns ...


Or Virginia Jenner or Lawrence Kirkpatrick if you've been around Tulsa for 30 years or so.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan
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