Ok, I've been wanting to post this for a while now... I guess this is as good (bad) of a place as any. RM's post reminded me of this obit I ran into a while back and shared with some friends. Now, I share it with you.
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Dear god, I can only hope my obituary reads like this. I do not really know who Jörg Immendorff is (was), but I do not care. The man is now a hero. Some people are impressed if it says "Sir so and so" or has a list of accomplishments. But no, this takes the cake.
"Immendorff was discovered naked having his nipples licked by a retinue of seven young filles de joie, while 11 grams of cocaine lay ready for consumption on a Versace ashtray nearby."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/news/2007/05/31/db3102.xmlThe game is over, he wins.