"Coming Soon! JR's Gourmet Burgers from master chef Jim Rice!"
C'mon down to JR's Gourmet Burgers! It'll be the same recipe! And the same quality ingredients!
Except that the burgers won't be made of prime rib.
And the buns will be different.
And instead of getting cake and cappucino you'll get a Milky Way bar and a red Solo cup half-full of Mr. Pibb.
And it might be served by a methhead in a tight yellow shirt.
(However, I can guarantee that my girls will give you the best "service" in Tulsa. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.)
Also, your burger might be really,
really well-done.
Um... and the recipe might actually be different after all, because the last guy wouldn't give it to us.
Other than that, though, it'll be the SAME JJ's greatness that Tulsa has grown to know and love!
GRAND OPENING Monday, October 13th!
(Pending Health Department approval)