Where can I pick up my "midtown money belt?"

[PonderInc]

I keep reading posts from people who talk about the "midtown money belt," etc.

I've lived in midtown for most of my life...can anyone please tell me where I can pick up my midtown money belt?

Speaking of urban myths, I'll give $100 cash to anyone who can actually demonstrate a proven ability at "cow-tipping."

(PS: cows sleep lying down...)