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Title: And you thought you were having a bad day....
Post by: TUalum0982 on March 20, 2008, 11:02:06 AM
A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.


from foxnews.com



Title: And you thought you were having a bad day....
Post by: grahambino on March 20, 2008, 11:15:53 AM
strange, after reading that i am still having a bad day.
[:(!]
Title: And you thought you were having a bad day....
Post by: TUalum0982 on March 20, 2008, 12:19:16 PM
quote:
Originally posted by grahambino

strange, after reading that i am still having a bad day.
[:(!]



well also after reading foxnews there seems to be some nice topless photos of "the hills" star Audrina Partridge floating around.  Check out www.foxnews.com for more info.  They had a link.

Maybe that will brighten your day, or the nice 65 degree weather! its gorgeous outside.
Title: And you thought you were having a bad day....
Post by: Gaspar on March 20, 2008, 12:33:41 PM
quote:
Originally posted by TUalum0982

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.


from foxnews.com







Oh no!  here come the puns!


Title: And you thought you were having a bad day....
Post by: sgrizzle on March 20, 2008, 01:20:50 PM
I'm just hearing Bob Barker/Drew Carey saying "what've we got for them Rich?"

"IT"S A BRAND NEW ANUS!!" [applause]
Title: And you thought you were having a bad day....
Post by: Townsend on March 20, 2008, 03:45:51 PM
Did they plug the old one up or does she have an over/under...side by side?
Title: And you thought you were having a bad day....
Post by: Gaspar on March 20, 2008, 03:52:07 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Townsend

Did they plug the old one up or does she have an over/under...side by side?



Can you imagine?

Passing gas would sound like a choir.
Title: And you thought you were having a bad day....
Post by: Townsend on March 20, 2008, 04:02:49 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Gaspar

quote:
Originally posted by Townsend

Did they plug the old one up or does she have an over/under...side by side?



Can you imagine?

Passing gas would sound like a choir.



Jumping Jiminy on a cracker...you could play it like a flute.