God I hope not
Thanks for caring.
Group hug!
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Originally posted by sgrizzle
Group hug!
I'd vote for him (over Hitlery Rotten Clinton, Barry Hussein Obama, or John "Bomb-Bomb-Iran" McCain).
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I am not running for political office. I prefer to be appointed.
I am hoping for something with a good title...I have always liked Section Head, Minority Whip and Offensive Coordinator.
I am especially qualified for the last one. I can be very offensive.
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Originally posted by RecycleMichael
I am not running for political office. I prefer to be appointed.
I am hoping for something with a good title...I have always liked Section Head, Minority Whip and Offensive Coordinator.
I am especially qualified for the last one. I can be very offensive.
You have a SECOND to that nomination.
I want to be the President of Calendars..
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Originally posted by Cubs
God I hope not
Look up some scripture related to "hope" and "hate". Addressing God in a forum may just be blasphemous at worst and useless at best. Then try using punctuation. Or go back into hibernation (like most of the other evangelical conservatives in the next election).
Michael for Minister of Global Warming!
If elected, I promise to make waterboy the Admiral of the Tulsa Navy, cannon fodder the general in charge of artillery, rwarn head of civil defense, breadburner the head chef, and conan71 my personal barber (ian).
Bears and cubs will be caged, but taught painting by the artist. I plan to provide hats for my kingdom made by brunoflipper and dine every night on steaks provided by sgrizzle and wings sent in by chicken little.
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Originally posted by RecycleMichael
I am not running for political office. I prefer to be appointed.
When Hilldog is elected and Conan, Sq and I take over the country in armed rebellion we'll appoint you to something nice. We'll need a manager for Yucca Mountain for starters. Actually, I plan on kill them off and appointing myself "his imperial majesty the duly elected presidential non-dictator for life." If you help, I'll hook you up fat.
Oh, and don't tell the feds about our plans. Or those other two about my super plan. [;)]
I prefer Commander of the Inland Seas. CF, you'll need some help in commandeering the Navigation Channel and the Mississippi. I'm there for you comrad...er..brother.
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Originally posted by cannon_fodder
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Originally posted by RecycleMichael
I am not running for political office. I prefer to be appointed.
When Hilldog is elected and Conan, Sq and I take over the country in armed rebellion we'll appoint you to something nice. We'll need a manager for Yucca Mountain for starters. Actually, I plan on kill them off and appointing myself "his imperial majesty the duly elected presidential non-dictator for life." If you help, I'll hook you up fat.
Oh, and don't tell the feds about our plans. Or those other two about my super plan. [;)]
Attention MH 2010: Calling all Cars!
Terrorist threat uttered on TulsaNow.org forum by CannonFodder.
Suspect to be arrested, executed, THEN tried by Gitmo Military Tribunal.
Calling all 800 TPD cars.
Come back ASAP from commuting to Owasso, Sapulpa, Broken Arrow, Jenks, Glenpool, Mannford, Sand Springs, Bixby and other points, south, north, east and south.
It's only burning an extra $1.1 million in city operating fund taxpayer dollars per year, plus $4-5 million per year in Itty-Bitty Third Penny Sales Tax capital expenditures for new police cars.
But, as a Tulsan, I feel sOOOOOOOO much safer knowing that those incorporated towns have a TPD car parked in their suburban driveways.
It's a REGIONAL vision, but so costly of Tulsa Taxpayer dollars.
Hurry back ASAP.
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FB, calm down and don't report me. I'll let you be my propaganda Minster of Truth.
Waterboy, the inland seas are yours. I was thinking a more appropriate title would be "Minister in Charge of Water Quality, Distribution and Commander of Inland Seas." That way we can use water distribution to "persuade" people to come around to out point of view.
Damn I'm going to make a fine president.
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Originally posted by cannon_fodder
FB, calm down and don't report me. I'll let you be my propaganda Minster of Truth.
Waterboy, the inland seas are yours. I was thinking a more appropriate title would be "Minister in Charge of Water Quality, Distribution and Commander of Inland Seas." That way we can use water distribution to "persuade" people to come around to out point of view.
Damn I'm going to make a fine president.
Oops, sorry. Only the
Lorton's World controls our local Ministry of Truth.
And, yes it definitely takes a
Regional Vision to allow our Tulsa Metropolitan Utility Authority policy to subsidize with clean, CHEAP, fresh water the growth of our suburban incorporated suburbs like Bixby and Owasso.
If I'm elected, I promise to find a way to trigger the San Andres fault and send California into the ocean.
If anyone else can come up with a single act that would have a more positive effect on the U.S., I'd like to hear it.
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Originally posted by sgrizzle
If I'm elected, I promise to find a way to trigger the San Andres fault and send California into the ocean.
If anyone else can come up with a single act that would have a more positive effect on the U.S., I'd like to hear it.
Al Queda discovers "K" Street shortly after discovering nuclear fission?
I would like to be in charge of the Department of Redundancy Department.
I would like to be in charge of the Department of Redundancy Department.
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Originally posted by cannon_fodder
FB, calm down and don't report me. I'll let you be my propaganda Minster of Truth.
Waterboy, the inland seas are yours. I was thinking a more appropriate title would be "Minister in Charge of Water Quality, Distribution and Commander of Inland Seas." That way we can use water distribution to "persuade" people to come around to out point of view.
Damn I'm going to make a fine president.
As you wish, my leader. Shall we use water distribution persuasion on Owasso first FB?
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Originally posted by Gaspar
I would like to be in charge of the Department of Redundancy Department.
Done and done. With the goodness of double the budget goodness.
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Originally posted by waterboy
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Originally posted by cannon_fodder
FB, calm down and don't report me. I'll let you be my propaganda Minster of Truth.
Waterboy, the inland seas are yours. I was thinking a more appropriate title would be "Minister in Charge of Water Quality, Distribution and Commander of Inland Seas." That way we can use water distribution to "persuade" people to come around to out point of view.
Damn I'm going to make a fine president.
As you wish, my leader. Shall we use water distribution persuasion on Owasso first FB?
I'd use a gentler version of Water-Boarding (pun intended at TMUA embarrassment).
I think with some repeated, judicious softening up exercises, we could get both Bixby and Owasso to re-open their 40 year, low-cost water contracts, and get those low, low water rates renegotiated, UPWARDS.
How?
Easy.
Answer:
Problems at the pumping station, again. (Using the patented ploy of the California Energy Pirates, like Enron, Mirant, Williams, et al used to soften up the California rate payers for a BIG electricity rate hike).
Sorry, no water for Bixby/Owasso during the Morning Rush hour.....AGAIN.
We're AWFULLY sorry.
Really.
Sorry, Mssrs. Mayors of Bixby/Owasso, we're definitely working on the problem.
Just can't seem to run it down.
Sorry, our water pump to Owasso/Bixby may be down again, tomorrow, too. Better bathe tonite. And, do your laundry. And water your yard. Wash you car. And.....
Next, we'll suddently discover corrosion in the main water line. Have to be offline for 3 months. (Using the patented BP/ARCO Alaska pipeline ploy to temporarily reduce the supply of oil, and get the price of oil WAY UP).
Sorry, Owasso & Bixby. We're working on fixing the problem.
GET IT?
They'll be begging to sign when I'm through WaterBoarding them.
[}:)]
I have decided to suspend my campaign for the President of the United States in order to spend more time with my family.
Since I am no longer running for political office, I am free to speak the truth. In reality, my campaign was going poorly. I was unable to get people to give me money, my positions on the key issues were roundly seen as stupid, and the only endorsements I was able to win were from the local rodeo clown association and the teachers from my daughter's kindergarden class.
I wish to thanks the tens of people who came to my rallies and to my wife who purchased the day-old honey buns that we made a vital point of feeding the hungry. To each of you, I promise to continue to focus on the issues, at least in the slow times when I am in the woods looking for my lost golf balls.
I hope that the remaining candidates will seek my endorsement. It is now available on Ebay and may the high bidder be the President that this country needs.
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Originally posted by RecycleMichael
I have decided to suspend my campaign for the President of the United States in order to spend more time with my family.
Since I am no longer running for political office, I am free to speak the truth. In reality, my campaign was going poorly. I was unable to get people to give me money, my positions on the key issues were roundly seen as stupid, and the only endorsements I was able to win were from the local rodeo clown association and the teachers from my daughter's kindergarden class.
I wish to thanks the tens of people who came to my rallies and to my wife who purchased the day-old honey buns that we made a vital point of feeding the hungry. To each of you, I promise to continue to focus on the issues, at least in the slow times when I am in the woods looking for my lost golf balls.
I hope that the remaining candidates will seek my endorsement. It is now available on Ebay and may the high bidder be the President that this country needs.
I'm starting a
DRAFT RecycleMichael Movement at EACH of the conventions!
For an Environmentally Friendly Administration!
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Originally posted by Friendly Bear
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Originally posted by RecycleMichael
I have decided to suspend my campaign for the President of the United States in order to spend more time with my family.
Since I am no longer running for political office, I am free to speak the truth. In reality, my campaign was going poorly. I was unable to get people to give me money, my positions on the key issues were roundly seen as stupid, and the only endorsements I was able to win were from the local rodeo clown association and the teachers from my daughter's kindergarden class.
I wish to thanks the tens of people who came to my rallies and to my wife who purchased the day-old honey buns that we made a vital point of feeding the hungry. To each of you, I promise to continue to focus on the issues, at least in the slow times when I am in the woods looking for my lost golf balls.
I hope that the remaining candidates will seek my endorsement. It is now available on Ebay and may the high bidder be the President that this country needs.
I'm starting a DRAFT RecycleMichael Movement at EACH of the conventions!
For an Environmentally Friendly Administration!
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The Republicans are already using a recycled candidate.
I'm crushed and intend to retract from politics and coups d'etats altogether. Mostly I'm just po'd because I already bought the boats....
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Originally posted by waterboy
I'm crushed and intend to retract from politics and coups d'etats altogether. Mostly I'm just po'd because I already bought the boats....
I'm still available to renegotiate those adverse. 40-year Sweetheart Deal TMUA water contracts with Bixby & Jenks.
Try to stay on topic Bear.
No one in this thread cares about how Tulsa sells water to the suburbs.
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Originally posted by RecycleMichael
Try to stay on topic Bear.
No one in this thread cares about how Tulsa sells water to the suburbs.
That'd be the domain of the Commander of the Inland Water anyway.
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Originally posted by RecycleMichael
Try to stay on topic Bear.
No one in this thread cares about how Tulsa sells water to the suburbs.
It seems that two of this Forum's City Father's do care.
CannonFodder first posited in this topic:
"That way we can use water distribution to "persuade" people to come around to out point of view".Which I then replied to.
Followed by Waterboy's missive:
"
Shall we use water distribution persuasion on Owasso first FB?" From which I RESPONDED with my own version of
WATERBOARDING (TMUA pun intended).
Suggest that you Chastise the illustrious forum City Fathers before slashing at a harmless City Bear poster.....
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I must be all wet.
I stand (actually sit while I type) corrected.
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Suggest that you Chastise the illustrious forum City Fathers before slashing at a harmless City Bear poster
He says on post 1,000. Welcome to the domain of City Father. [:)]
If he is a father bear, then I am goldilocks.
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Originally posted by RecycleMichael
If he is a father bear, then I am goldilocks.
City BEAR.
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Originally posted by cannon_fodder
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Suggest that you Chastise the illustrious forum City Fathers before slashing at a harmless City Bear poster
He says on post 1,000. Welcome to the domain of City Father. [:)]
Entirely a coincidence.
May I henceforth be known as a City BEAR?