Anybody see the Onion on Monday (//%22http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/mayor_says_to_lose_weight%22)?
(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/8303/onionjs4.jpg)
Tulsa has the equivalent...
Mayor's fitness challenge (//%22http://www.mayorsfitnesschallenge.com/index.cfm?pageID=120%22)
"Just stop eating each other!"
I just spit gin all over my keyboard.