I try to avoid peeking at celeb stories, but sometimes the bait is just too great.
In order for poor Charlie to see his kids more he's asking his visitation rights be increased from every other weekend to the first, third, and fifth weekend of every month.
Of course I realize some of you who are comprehension-challenged won't get this.
He also wants to use his own nannies when the kids are with him, not those of his ex.
How touching.
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I know that every month doesn't have a fifth weekend however, that's common visitation language. It IS confusing.
When Saturday is the first day of the month, that's the first weekend. If the first day of the month falls on a Sunday, that weekend is not considered the first weekend of the month. The last day of the month has to be a Saturday or a Sunday in order for that weekend to be considered as a fifth weekend. But sometimes it's just the fourth weekend. [:P]
September this year has a fifth weekend. So he'd get them two weekends in a row.
Thanks my head is spinning doing the day math. [;)]
Point taken, though the wording makes it sound as if he's going to have them the fifth weekend of every month, which does not happen every month.
I was also deeply touched that he wanted to select his own nannies to foist the kids off onto when he has his visitation. What a great dad!
I'll see your Charlie Sheen is a moron and raise you a Sean Penn is a moron:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/03/AR2007080301863.html
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Excuse me, Hugo. While I'm here I wanted to ask you what happens to has been actors in this country that publicly speak out against its leaders and even travel abroad to disparage them? Where, exactly, have they gone to? And also I was wondering why there is no movies, radio, or television stations left around here that hold opposing views - what happened to them? Oh yeah, and why is everyone in this country that is as rich as I am trying to leave as fast as possible?
XoXo, Sean.
I'm going all in with Amber on Big Brother is a moron. http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/08/big-brother-shiksa-learns-jews-have-jewish-names/
After Sean Penn's comments about bush's sweaty bloody underwear I believe he's lost it.
Maybe Penn, Glover, Shehan, et. al. will build a commune in Venezuela and permanently disappear to there.
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Maybe Penn, Glover, Shehan, et. al. will build a commune in Venezuela and permanently disappear to there.
What about the baldwins?
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Originally posted by Conan71
Maybe Penn, Glover, Shehan, et. al. will build a commune in Venezuela and permanently disappear to there.
What about the baldwins?
Didn't they get blown up by Canadians?
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Originally posted by sgrizzle
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Originally posted by Conan71
Maybe Penn, Glover, Shehan, et. al. will build a commune in Venezuela and permanently disappear to there.
What about the baldwins?
Didn't they get blown up by Canadians?
No but some of them have done a ton o' blow
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Originally posted by sgrizzle
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Originally posted by Conan71
Maybe Penn, Glover, Shehan, et. al. will build a commune in Venezuela and permanently disappear to there.
What about the baldwins?
Didn't they get blown up by Canadians?
Oh yeah
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Originally posted by Conan71
I try to avoid peeking at celeb stories, but sometimes the bait is just too great.
In order for poor Charlie to see his kids more he's asking his visitation rights be increased from every other weekend to the first, third, and fifth weekend of every month.
Of course I realize some of you who are comprehension-challenged won't get this.
He also wants to use his own nannies when the kids are with him, not those of his ex.
How touching.
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I was never what one would call a big fan of Charlie Sheen-his father Martin and his brother Emilio Estevez obviously have the talent in that clan. And as for Charlie-just how did he wreck his marriage to Denise Richards in the first place?
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Originally posted by Conan71
I try to avoid peeking at celeb stories, but sometimes the bait is just too great.
In order for poor Charlie to see his kids more he's asking his visitation rights be increased from every other weekend to the first, third, and fifth weekend of every month.
Of course I realize some of you who are comprehension-challenged won't get this.
He also wants to use his own nannies when the kids are with him, not those of his ex.
How touching.
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I was never what one would call a big fan of Charlie Sheen-his father Martin and his brother Emilio Estevez obviously have the talent in that clan. And as for Charlie-just how did he wreck his marriage to Denise Richards in the first place?
I think his zipper kept getting stuck in the down position.
Around Denise that is completely understandable.... the fact the she was not enough is difficult to understand..
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Around Denise that is completely understandable.... the fact the she was not enough is difficult to understand..
Difficult?!!? More like impossible!
Heck, my zipper got caught in the down position as I was looking at pics of her....
I liked Charlie's explaination for using Fleiss & Cos. uh, services:
"I'm Charlie Sheen. I can have sex with any woman I want. I wasn't paying them for sex, I was paying them to leave me alone when it was over."
(loosely paraphrasing)
I dunno, sounds like Denise is a total beotch, that might have been the reason for the extra-curricular activity.
This topic is a waste of TulsaNow bandwith and should be deleted.
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This topic is a waste of TulsaNow bandwith and should be deleted.
Thanks for wasting bandwidth then...
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Originally posted by Conan71
I liked Charlie's explaination for using Fleiss & Cos. uh, services:
"I'm Charlie Sheen. I can have sex with any woman I want. I wasn't paying them for sex, I was paying them to leave me alone when it was over."
(loosely paraphrasing)
I dunno, sounds like Denise is a total beotch, that might have been the reason for the extra-curricular activity.
Then again, perhaps Denise Richards wasn't exactly a prize either.
This thread = duh
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This thread = duh
I don't agree. Charlie Sheen is an actor on the level of John Lithgow and john Lovitz.
I totally bought him as a dude hopped up on the sh** while making out with Jennifer Gray in Ferris Bueller.
I mean for crap's sake man...Topper Harley != Duh...maybe adding a picture of the wifey will help the thread.
(http://www.deniserichardsguide.com/images/main.jpg)
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I mean for crap's sake man...Topper Harley != Duh...maybe adding a picture of the wifey will help the thread.
(http://www.deniserichardsguide.com/images/main.jpg)
Damn....zipper.....is.....stuck...gasp...pant....wheeze!!!
Well yeah, there's that
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Originally posted by carltonplace
This thread = duh
I don't agree. Charlie Sheen is an actor on the level of John Lithgow and john Lovitz.
I totally bought him as a dude hopped up on the sh** while making out with Jennifer Gray in Ferris Bueller.
I don't think the comparison holds water. Lithgow is an alumnus of Yale School of Drama, Lovitz is an alum of SNL by way of the Groundlings; one doesn't gain admittance to any of these fantastic training grounds without talent-which Charlie Sheen seems to lack. Face it, if not for the Sheen name, what else would he be doing.
Yeah, and whatever happened to Jennifre Grey (who I doubt would be anywhere without her famous father, Joel "Cabaret" Grey)?
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Originally posted by Townsend
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Originally posted by carltonplace
This thread = duh
I don't agree. Charlie Sheen is an actor on the level of John Lithgow and john Lovitz.
I totally bought him as a dude hopped up on the sh** while making out with Jennifer Gray in Ferris Bueller.
I don't think the comparison holds water. Lithgow is an alumnus of Yale School of Drama, Lovitz is an alum of SNL by way of the Groundlings; one doesn't gain admittance to any of these fantastic training grounds without talent-which Charlie Sheen seems to lack. Face it, if not for the Sheen name, what else would he be doing.
Yeah, and whatever happened to Jennifre Grey (who I doubt would be anywhere without her famous father, Joel "Cabaret" Grey)?
The Lithgow/Lovitz thing is a reference to an SNL skit..."I WAS ACTING!!"
Grey played herself in a shortlived sitcom a few years back. Due to the snoz being lopped off in a plastic surgery redo, she was hard to recognize. I believe her last talked about appearance was at a Dirty Dancing reunion.
I don't believe she was carrying a watermelon.