Sometimes you just gotta say: "Too much information..."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070720/pl_nm/bush_colonoscopy_dc_2;_ylt=ArrK6moAd0Y4gMQyoo6T58AE1vAI
Maybe they're looking for his head.
(too obvious)
Everyone panic! Dick Cheney is going to be the President for 4 hours!!!
Maybe they ought to let Conyers in the room just so he can say he gave the Pres. an anal exam...
I bet they find his brain, but mistake it for a polyp.
If he's under and Cheney has a life ending occurrence, we'd have our first lady president. Then we'd see Hillary's head explode.
Don't you know Dems are drooling.
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Originally posted by NellieBly
I bet they find his brain, but mistake it for a polyp.
Someone read fark today...
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Originally posted by Wrinkle
Don't you know Dems are drooling.
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That's fantastic...
All kidding aside, colon/rectal cancer is one of the silent killers. It has no symptoms until it's well advanced. Please, if you have a family history of colon cancer or if anyone in your family has has polyps, contact your doctor about scheduling a colonoscopy, especially if you're over 50.
My grandfather died of colon cancer. My mom had polyps removed. I've had a colonoscopy, and while it's decidedly unpleasant, the alternative is even less pleasant.
I really wanted to ask the doctor, "What's that garden hose for?" but I was afraid he'd actually tell me.
Thanks for the PSA.
Veteran of two scopes here. First time, the doc told me I wouldn't be put under, but the drugs would leave me with little or no memory of the procedure.
To which I replied: "Oh, so you are using a date rape drug, eh?"
"Yep, that's pretty much the idea."
Well, we have all been taking it up the rear for years under his administration. So at least for the second time, we get to enjoy a couple of hours knowing that he is taking it up the rear too. Literally. [:P]
I want to get a tattoo on my butt that says "exit only".
I've heard colonoscopies are not a walk-in-the-park. Ouch.
The worst part of it for me was the day before the procedure. I had to fast - nothing to eat after midnight Saturday. By mid-afternoon Sunday, I was very hungry. But then I had to take the doses of salts to clean out my system. Hunger changed to nausea within a few minutes. I didn't venture more than a few steps from the bathroom for the rest of the day.
By Monday morning, I just wanted it over.
Funny part is, they call that salty stuff "Go Lightly".
There was nothing "light" about the product's action. [:O]
Thats the worst thing about a Colonoscopy is the day before and the cleansing process where you visit the throne every thirty minutes or so.