She is finally free from the shackles of the American justice system.
I just know that she will never break any laws again.
That's hot.
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Originally posted by recyclemichael
She is finally free from the shackles of the American justice system.
I just know that she will never break any laws again.
You can also buy her trash on ebay.
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Mandela and Hilton. Free at last
You forgot Free Willy.
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Originally posted by recyclemichael
She is finally free from the shackles of the American justice system.
I just know that she will never break any laws again.
An event comprable to the Berlin Wall coming down, and other seminal moments in world history.
Why the world just doesn't understand us Americans (Why the world hates us):
Top 2 stories on cnn today -
1. Paris Hilton freed.
2. Professional wrestler kils family, self.
Can anyone tell me why these are important enough to be leading stories?
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Originally posted by restored2x
Why the world just doesn't understand us Americans (Why the world hates us):
Top 2 stories on cnn today -
1. Paris Hilton freed.
2. Professional wrestler kils family, self.
Boy, my life has changed for the better with that news flash!
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Originally posted by restored2x
Why the world just doesn't understand us Americans (Why the world hates us):
Top 2 stories on cnn today -
1. Paris Hilton freed.
2. Professional wrestler kils family, self.
Can anyone tell me why these are important enough to be leading stories?
Better hope Hilton stays healthy or we will have no other news but her bedside vigil/funeral.
When it all calms down...made for TV movie.
How many people new several ministers in Iraq were assassinated today? Fake news is better than real news, people would rather hear it.
Better headline: Pro Wrestler kill Paris, self.
Okay, do I get to engage in retroactive spanking now? Taking the Bentley away apparently didn't work before.
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Originally posted by Townsend
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Originally posted by restored2x
Why the world just doesn't understand us Americans (Why the world hates us):
Top 2 stories on cnn today -
1. Paris Hilton freed.
2. Professional wrestler kils family, self.
Can anyone tell me why these are important enough to be leading stories?
Better hope Hilton stays healthy or we will have no other news but her bedside vigil/funeral.
When it all calms down...made for TV movie.
Or another guest shot on SNL.
Will this day be forever remembered as V-D Day?
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Originally posted by cannon_fodder
Fake news is better than real news, people would rather hear it.
Kinda like SNL's "Weekend Update"?
Everytime I open this thread, I keep thinking I'm going to get free airfare to Paris. Silly me...
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Originally posted by Conan71
Everytime I open this thread, I keep thinking I'm going to get free airfare to Paris. Silly me...
If I knew that I wasn't going to be censored, I'd have a whole litany of rather ribald Paris Hilton one-liners....