This thread is just for those who need to do something unproductive and silly. I will start a sentence and then ask the next person to use a word or part of that sentence to go in a different direction.
The goal is to entertain each other and see where our stream of consciousness goes. I'll start with a Groucho Mark quote.
The sentence is..."I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
Tonight, I crashed into the Bartlett Square fountain. It wasn't square, and there was no water, though, I, myself, was sloshed.
I got really sloshed over at my favorite club last night. They threw me out because I wasn't a member. [:I]
Speaking of my member, this one time, at band camp...
"I don't want to belong to any club that will have me as a member."
Groucho Marx
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
Groucho Marx
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
Mark Twain
Mind your own mind, and I'll mind mine.
A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
People always tell me I have no taste.
"I voted Republican this year, the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth."
Monica Lewinsky
I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque.
Elmer Fudd
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind. (unfortunately, I am right handed, but I do know that it was Bugs Bunny that "shoulda taken a left at Albuquerque).
"Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that."
- Nomar Garciaparra
"Some folks think the wheel is the greatest invention in the history of civilization, I think it's toilet paper."
-Hugh Knowes
Toilet humor, there but for the graces of the gods, go I.