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Title: Saddam not really dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MH2010 on December 29, 2006, 11:11:25 PM
Just thought I would beat altruismsuffers in posting the Saddam conspiracy thread.

Happy New Year to everyone![:D]
Title: Saddam not really dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RecycleMichael on December 30, 2006, 08:41:10 AM
I saw him this morning.

He was at the QuikTrip near the fairgrounds buying a slurpee.

I wouldn't have normally recognized him, but I saw his picture on the telly last night and he called me an infidel.
Title: Saddam not really dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sgrizzle on December 30, 2006, 11:31:09 AM
Nah, he's Satan's gay lover in hell.

(http://www.thamike.com/fn_images/satan_saddam.jpg)
Title: Saddam not really dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Breadburner on December 30, 2006, 11:44:21 AM
lol....
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Post by: ky on December 31, 2006, 08:41:00 PM
[:(]grow up someone has just been hanged and killed you need to have a little compasion for his family.
Title: Saddam not really dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DM on January 01, 2007, 07:56:08 AM
quote:
Originally posted by ky

[:(]grow up someone has just been hanged and killed you need to have a little compasion for his family.



roflmao!! [}:)][}:)] Good one.


Oh, were you serious?
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Post by: Trams on January 01, 2007, 09:35:30 AM
Did you see the cell-phone video of his hanging?  It was somewhat gruesome ... yet, very efficient.
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Post by: inteller on January 01, 2007, 11:08:14 AM
quote:
Originally posted by ky

[:(]grow up someone has just been hanged and killed you need to have a little compasion for his family.



you must be catholic......really, they are the only people I know that could blindly follow such an anti-death penalty policy.
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Post by: meeciteewurkor on January 01, 2007, 01:51:22 PM
quote:
Originally posted by ky

[:(]grow up someone has just been hanged and killed you need to have a little compasion for his family.



Most of his family deserve to be hanged with him.
I, for one, would have no problem with public hangings for murderers.  Would be a great deterrent.
But no, we are so progressive and compassionate.
Title: Saddam not really dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: rwarn17588 on January 01, 2007, 03:52:16 PM
Would that make it better to be regressive and cold-hearted?
Title: Saddam not really dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: meeciteewurkor on January 01, 2007, 09:40:12 PM
It's not cold-hearted to wish death upon a murderer like Saddam.  Nor is it regressive.

Cold-hearted would be something like turning our backs on the Iraqi people, of whom Saddam slaughtered by the thousands.

Do you not think he deserved to die?

Perhaps it was also cold-hearted that we liberated the death camps in Europe and brought the Nazis to justice?
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Post by: rwarn17588 on January 02, 2007, 12:27:21 AM
That wasn't the point.

You made it sound like being progressive and compassionate are bad things.

Would you not agree those are desirable traits?

Or would you rather be regressive and cold-hearted?
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Post by: aoxamaxoa on January 02, 2007, 12:47:49 AM
Saddam's spirit will continue to live amongst those that hate America and Israel.

"America the savior... After nearly four years and Bush's biggest achievement in Iraq has been a lynching. Bravo Americans "

http://riverbendblog.blogspot.com/2006_12_01_riverbendblog_archive.html#116759318228411422

"This does not bode well for the coming year."
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Post by: Conan71 on January 02, 2007, 09:04:46 AM
And I wonder how the writer of that blog feels about the cold callousness with which Saddam dispatched with his enemies.
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Post by: rwarn17588 on January 02, 2007, 01:34:54 PM
Lesser of two evils, I suspect.

If a dictator is toppled, you'd expect life in that country to improve, not get worse.

That's what is keeping Iraqis throwing flowers at U.S. soldiers every time they go on patrol in Baghdad. Rightly or wrongly, they see the U.S. as the chief cause of their country going to sh*t.

Being under a ruthless dictator is bad. But anarchy is worse, no matter what punk rockers say.
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Post by: aoxamaxoa on January 03, 2007, 04:42:03 PM
^ so true!
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Post by: aoxamaxoa on January 03, 2007, 04:53:53 PM
"People seeing Saddam's ghost in Baghdad public areas"
http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/14948.asp

"None of these possible ghost sightings are confirmed by any reliable sources or Iraqi authorities."

Where's Elvis when you need a decoy?
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Post by: altruismsuffers on January 03, 2007, 08:18:17 PM
oh...har har..this was for me...Good one
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Post by: jdb on January 09, 2007, 09:03:08 AM
We went after Osama Bin Laden...and killed Saddam hussein.

LS/jdb
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Post by: Rico on January 09, 2007, 12:02:14 PM
quote:
Originally posted by jdb

We went after Osama Bin Laden...and killed Saddam hussein.

LS/jdb



You bikers really need to pay attention.......

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/rico2/obama.jpg)

[}:)]
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Post by: ZX12Piglet on January 10, 2007, 10:37:26 AM
quote:
Originally posted by meeciteewurkor

quote:
Originally posted by ky

[:(]grow up someone has just been HUNG and killed you need to have a little compasion for his family.



Most of his family deserve to be HUNG with him.
I, for one, would have no problem with public hangings for murderers.  Would be a great deterrent.
But no, we are so progressive and compassionate.



THERE, I fixed your typo....you PUT hanged.....lol....WHO GIVES A FLYING F*** ON THIS POINTLESS TOPIC?!!? WAH WAH GET OVER IT!!! GO ON, GET OFF THE SUBJECT!
Title: Saddam not really dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jdb on January 10, 2007, 11:21:46 AM
"he called me an infidel." - recycle

Yeah, well, you going to refute that?


Ricco - of late, I have been rather busy with your daughter. I pledge to dump her soon and catch up on World events.

jdb
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Post by: RecycleMichael on January 10, 2007, 12:49:08 PM
I always thought an infidel was a person who disbelieves or doubts a particular theory, belief, creed, etc., you know, a skeptic.

It would be hard for me to refute that.

My point is, how could could he tell by just looking at me? Do I have an infidel haircut or something? Are these infidel shoes?

Thanks, jdb. I guess it takes one to know one.
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Post by: rwarn17588 on January 10, 2007, 02:04:10 PM
ZX12Piglet wrote:

THERE, I fixed your typo....you PUT hanged.....lol...

<end clip>

Actually, the proper term IS hanged, as in hanging from a noose. You put an error into your so-called "correction."
Title: Saddam not really dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jdb on January 10, 2007, 03:22:33 PM
Was wondering who was going to correct the pig.
Pretty funny, new guy throws a punch and knocks himself out.


Sir Recycle,

O yeah, infidel AND anarchist!

Shall we say pistol's at dawn?

Humbly yours, jdb
Title: Saddam not really dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RecycleMichael on January 10, 2007, 03:50:25 PM
Dawn's no good for me. I am a much better shot after breakfast.

What say 10-ish behind the house of pancakes?

Michael
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Post by: jdb on January 10, 2007, 05:54:53 PM
Ok, gives me time for a nap beforehand.

Until the morrow, jdb
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Post by: jdb on January 11, 2007, 09:59:05 AM
Boy, that was fun, good shooting, should do it more often.
Thinking you got best shot of the day.
Nailing that old lady from across the room, she slumped right over into her syrup, very impressive.

Cheers, from one Infidel to another,
jdb

Might think about ordering the short stack.

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Post by: RecycleMichael on January 11, 2007, 10:30:30 AM
That wasn't me. That shot came from across the room where the waitresses count their tips and spit on the food.

I'm thinking the dead lady tipped with some expired coupons and a Chuckie Cheeses token.

And speaking of praise, where did you get that musket? The barrel looked big enough to use as the water flume at Big Splash and I swear I am still seeing spots from all the flash powder.

Fun times, indeed.
Title: Saddam not really dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jdb on January 11, 2007, 11:20:54 AM
Traded a box of C4 at Rose's Pawn shop for the musket.
Haven't had much time to get used to it's weight but it do pack a whollop and only takes a couple of days for my hearing to come back.

GSR out the butt though; makes for a lot of scrubbin'.

BTW, what was that pike hung over your shoulder for?

Note: Maybe we shouldn't announce the location next time - I barely got out of the place before it was crawling with rubber-neckers.

jdb


Back on topic:
Saddam's dead, yippee.


Disclaimer: this post does not reflect the views of TN, Roscoe Turner, or myself. Have a nice day.
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Post by: RecycleMichael on January 11, 2007, 11:52:35 AM
The pike was a gift from a friend. He had heard about our duel on a talk radio station driving home from Minnesota. I threw it over my shoulder because I heard that fish oil was good for you. Turns out you are supposed to eat the fish, not just rub the oil in.

I was pretty popular with the neighborhood cats until I took a shower.

Saddam is dead. Everybody dies sometime.

This message has received the appproval of the office of the Vice-President of the United States and the commissioner of Major league baseball.
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Post by: Hawkins on January 12, 2007, 11:47:30 AM
I can't believe no one else has posted this:

Taken from "Memorable Quotes from the X-Files"

quote:
Morris Fletcher: There is no Saddam Hussein. This guy's name is John Gillnitz, we found him doing dinner theatre in Tulsa. Did a mean "King and I." Plays good ethnics.

Ringo Langly: Are you trying to say that Saddam Hussein is a goverment plant?

Morris Fletcher: I'm saying I invented the guy. We set him up in '79. He rattles his saber whenever we need a good distraction. Ah... if you boys only knew how many of your stories I dreamed up while on the pot.


Classic stuff there.
Title: Saddam not really dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jdb on January 12, 2007, 03:13:48 PM
Simple, Really.

I dreamed up Morris Fletcher while sitting on the pot.

Sincerely, jdb