I am leaving here in a minute to pick up lunch for the office (they enacted a little-known employee clause that allows them to stop working one day a month unless I buy them food).
I am going to Bill's Jumbo Burgers on Admiral just east of Utica.
Many would say that there are better hamburgers, but they have been smoking with the conspiracy guys or properly beaten by the police.
Bill's folds fresh onions into the meat before they cook it and then cooks the buns on top as well.
The burgers are big enough to feed a small scout troop or a large group of super models.
The hamburger is a work of art. Long may it reign over all other lunch food.