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Non-Tulsa Discussions => Sports Talk => Topic started by: RecycleMichael on August 13, 2006, 10:34:09 AM

Title: TulsaNow Football Smack Talk
Post by: RecycleMichael on August 13, 2006, 10:34:09 AM
I have been playing fantasy football since 1983. I think we were the first fantasy league in Tulsa. It is a total waste of time, but fun.

I have started a league for TulsaNow folk.

It is a yahoo league.
Title: TulsaNow Football Smack Talk
Post by: april racer on August 13, 2006, 11:23:15 PM
i just signed up!
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Post by: RecycleMichael on August 14, 2006, 08:25:53 AM
Thanks April Racer!

I set a limit to the first 12 players.

Let's hope some others join in soon.
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Post by: MichaelC on August 14, 2006, 02:27:34 PM
I'm in.

Start crying in your wheaties now losers.
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Post by: sgrizzle on August 14, 2006, 02:52:26 PM
If I signed up, it'd be under the name Fodder because that's all I would be...

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Post by: RecycleMichael on August 14, 2006, 04:01:25 PM
It is easy.

The computer picks the team for you and then you just watch those players each week.

There are three kinds of fans.

1) The fan who likes a good football game and even has his favorite team.

2) The fan who gambles on football and wants to know the final score.

3) The fan who plays fantasy football and wants to know who scored.
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Post by: MichaelC on August 14, 2006, 04:05:36 PM
4) The fans who join just for the trashtalk.

Losers. [:P]
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Post by: RecycleMichael on August 16, 2006, 10:32:51 AM
We have four players and we need some more.

It is easy to sign up and play.

Spread the word.
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Post by: MichaelC on August 16, 2006, 08:02:10 PM
Last time I did this Yahoo thing was a couple years ago.  There were 20 teams (bad), and the QB was worth at least 5 times the amount of points that the rest of your team combined was worth (also bad), but it was fun.

Something to glance at in between TU games.
Title: TulsaNow Football Smack Talk
Post by: RecycleMichael on August 17, 2006, 10:22:33 PM
We have six of our 12 teams signed up.

It is free and fun for any real football fan.
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Post by: stymied on August 17, 2006, 11:02:34 PM
what are the stakes?
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Post by: stymied on August 17, 2006, 11:11:10 PM
maybe it shouldn't be monetary!

I just looked up RM's profile on yahoo fantasy...

Teams Managed: 48 !!! [:O]

...has more hardware than the yankees!
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Post by: RecycleMichael on August 18, 2006, 04:30:41 PM
Did you see the story on the billions of dollars of lost productivity because of fantasy football?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060816/sp_nm/life_sports_fantasy_dc

Kinda makes me feel both guilty and proud at the same time.
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Post by: Rico on August 20, 2006, 12:06:44 AM
If you allow flying blocks I'm there..........

[:D][}:)][B)]
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Post by: chlfan on August 20, 2006, 04:27:17 PM
I'm in- Gridiron Grizzlies
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Post by: RecycleMichael on August 22, 2006, 03:03:32 PM
We have seven and need at least one more and prefer five more.

This is a great way to enjoy football. Spread the word.
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Post by: MichaelC on August 26, 2006, 11:11:47 AM
One dropped.  Got 6 now.

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Post by: chlfan on August 28, 2006, 05:05:54 PM
Back to seven again- need 1, 3 or 5 more.

This league won't draft unless we have an even number of teams. Spread the word.
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Post by: midtownnewbie on August 28, 2006, 09:00:04 PM
I'm in for #8.  Have you set a DRAFT DATE???  I'd like to know so that I have my final rankings in before then...
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Post by: midtownnewbie on August 28, 2006, 09:12:20 PM
Sorry, after I signed in I noticed the 9/4 draft date posting.  Good luck everyone!
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Post by: midtownnewbie on September 14, 2006, 01:22:56 PM
Wk 1 is in the books and the SuperSpark are in the lead...
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Post by: chlfan on September 25, 2006, 11:50:25 AM
Is no one here gonna talk some trash?

Wondering how everyone feels about their team after the first 3 weeks.
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Post by: RecycleMichael on September 25, 2006, 12:03:33 PM
My team is now 2 and 1 and has won two in a row.

That first week I blamed the loss on some tainted spinach my team was fed by april racer.

I knew I should have questioned the salad buffet he offered.
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Post by: MichaelC on September 25, 2006, 12:21:22 PM
Unless Michael Vick fails to make it to the game, I'm heading straight for 0-3.

Hooray!
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Post by: RecycleMichael on September 25, 2006, 12:32:12 PM
Yeah, MichaelC, your team kinda sucks.

Your running backs are in pain from the splinters they get while sitting on the bench.

Your receivers are slow and couldn't catch a cold if they hung out in a day care.

Your quarterback is so busy doing television commercials and wearing that helmet thing just makes him look poorly for the cameras.

Your defense shouldn't even have a "d" in their name. Let's call them "efense".

Your only hope to win is if your kicker finds some way to throw touchdowns after the fumbled snap.

You in a heap o' trouble boy.
Title: TulsaNow Football Smack Talk
Post by: MichaelC on September 25, 2006, 12:56:19 PM
Heck, you're even better at trashtalker than I am.  

I'm not worthy of being called the Filthy Trashtalkers.  Hence forth, or at least until the day that I magically start winning, I shall be known as Little Cupcake.
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Post by: chlfan on September 25, 2006, 02:43:36 PM
That's some serious trash there- think I'll just sit here and learn for a bit.
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Post by: RecycleMichael on September 25, 2006, 03:00:49 PM
Don't sit out, throw down.

The only way your team will win is if the NFL keeps scores like golf, the team that scores the least wins.
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Post by: MichaelC on September 25, 2006, 04:14:08 PM
Oh so sad, oh so true.  

If you have to be the whippin' boy, might as well become a masochist.  Little Cupcake.
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Post by: chlfan on September 25, 2006, 09:26:35 PM
Yeah? Whatever!!

Your team is so well known for sucking that their season ticket holders include George Michael, Boy George and Elton John.

Your players, even though healthy, are still considered to be PUP- Physically Unable to Perform.

Your cheerleaders were borrowed for the fiming of the remake of The Longest Yard.
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Post by: RecycleMichael on September 25, 2006, 09:41:45 PM
Your football team recruits from the math team.

One of your players wears the infinity symbol on his jersey and another player is numbered pi.

Your cheerleaders only hold one pom pom because using two would require sitting down their beer.

Your coach has to hold a big arrow on the sideline pointing the correct direction so your running backs stop scoring safeties on themself by running through the wrong end zone.
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Post by: chlfan on September 25, 2006, 09:56:47 PM
You play on artificial turf to keep your cheerleaders from grazing.

Your idol is Jerry Jones

You look like Jerry Jones

You want to smell like Jerry Jones and have difficulty explaining why you know what he smells like.

You pay your fans to watch your team lose.



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Post by: RecycleMichael on September 26, 2006, 07:16:36 AM
Your team commits so many penalties that game day is also known as flag day.

Your barefoot kicker is proud that his son is the first generation of his family to wear shoes regularly.

Your offensive tackle spent his entire signing bonus on lottery scratch-off tickets because the two things he likes the most are gambling and scratching.
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Post by: MichaelC on October 02, 2006, 10:59:45 AM
I hope Green Bay grows a defense.  Or Donovan McNabb comes down with a case of raging hemorrhoids.

Getting ready to be foiled twice on Monday night.  Left enough points on the bench to put it away.
Title: TulsaNow Football Smack Talk
Post by: RecycleMichael on October 02, 2006, 11:47:12 AM
You scored a lot of points for a cupcake.

Do you make the cupcakes using the cup from your athletic supporter?

I think your team would have scored more touchdowns if they hadn't tripped on their skirts.

Your defense is so afraid of hitting the guy with the football, you would think that they believe it is against their religion to touch a pigskin.
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Post by: MichaelC on October 02, 2006, 11:57:29 AM
I use my zero in the win column to make cupcakes.  My team doesn't wear cups, just panty liners.

I like my cupcakes oval.  

Can't wait for 0-10.  Though I'd triple my output at 0-8.
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Post by: snopes on October 03, 2006, 10:38:41 AM
I'm presuming it's a little too late to join? Too bad I just saw this.
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Post by: RecycleMichael on October 03, 2006, 11:56:30 AM
We will do it again next year...that is, if we don't kill each other with kindness.
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Post by: MichaelC on October 10, 2006, 03:33:34 PM
Little Cupcake gets off the schneid.  Now 1-4.  Too bad my entire offense has a bye week next week.  Had to bring in a 3rd QB.
Title: TulsaNow Football Smack Talk
Post by: RecycleMichael on October 10, 2006, 04:56:45 PM
One of you had to win. You team and the team from iplaw were both 0 and 4 and playing each other.

Don't brag until you beat someone who actually knows football.

Talk more smack, though.

Oh, and tell your player that being a running back doesn't mean he has to run backwards.
Title: TulsaNow Football Smack Talk
Post by: chlfan on October 10, 2006, 05:24:26 PM
quote:
Originally posted by recyclemichael

... Don't brag until you beat someone who actually knows football.

Talk more smack, though. ...



I guess I still can't brag then :)
Title: TulsaNow Football Smack Talk
Post by: MichaelC on October 23, 2006, 12:23:40 PM
The Grizzlies choke on the Cupcake.  News at 11.
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Post by: chlfan on October 23, 2006, 01:21:08 PM
True- got smoked. Manning and Harrison alone killed me.
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Post by: MichaelC on October 23, 2006, 01:41:08 PM
That's the first time this year that Manning and Harrison paid off big.  I think Harrison had only 1 TD for the entire season before yesterday.  Bout time if you ask me.

Still have Toomer and Jones playing tonight.  Keeping my fingers crossed to bust that elusive 100.
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Post by: MichaelC on October 31, 2006, 08:46:54 AM
RM, your time is up.  You're getting mulched this weekend.
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Post by: MichaelC on November 06, 2006, 12:37:25 PM
Cupcake must have been moldy.
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Post by: MichaelC on December 19, 2006, 01:03:53 PM
1 down, 2 to go.

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Post by: MichaelC on December 26, 2006, 12:56:45 PM
One more win, and the league champion will have a losing record.  

Little Cupcake 7-9 and in the Championship game.
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Post by: RecycleMichael on December 26, 2006, 03:56:57 PM
I won the regular season championship but lost last week in the playoffs.

Come on Cupcake, you can do it.
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Post by: MichaelC on January 02, 2007, 09:32:57 AM
I am the champion, my friends.

I'd like to thank my mom, and my sponsors;  Little Debbie and Famous Amos.  Thanks commissioner.  

I'm going to Disneyworld!

Title: TulsaNow Football Smack Talk
Post by: RecycleMichael on January 02, 2007, 10:59:54 AM
All Hail MichaelC and his team "The Little Cupcakes".

Fantasy Football was great this year. I am in multiple leagues and outside of TulsaNow, it was the greatest waste of my time in 2006.
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Post by: midtownnewbie on August 13, 2007, 03:07:11 PM
Anyone playing for 2007???
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Post by: RecycleMichael on August 13, 2007, 03:33:48 PM
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