The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. It is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the previous 4 years.
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior, and pronunciation difficulties.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.