....this headline. Ever.
Lighting driver's armpit hair on fire caused Idaho rollover crash (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/armpit-hair-fire-caused-idaho-rollover-crash-cops-article-1.1943702)
Guess one could make a case for keeping your arm pits shaved. Never know when some one around you may decide to start a fire there.
This story made "Wait, wait...don't tell me..." on NPR this evening!