We are okay. FOR NOW!!!! :P
http://blog.estately.com/2014/03/u-s-states-ranked-from-most-to-least-prepared-for-the-zombie-apocalypse/
Edited to add that Tulsa is okay for non-douchebaggery. WAY better than OKC.
http://blog.estately.com/2014/03/the-top-u-s-cities-for-douchebags/
Doesn't seem accurate. San Francisco ranks way too low. I'm guessing they don't include the west coast varieties like dotcomus douchebaggus.
Quote from: guido911 on March 28, 2014, 02:06:17 AM
Edited to add that Tulsa is okay for non-douchebaggery. WAY better than OKC.
http://blog.estately.com/2014/03/the-top-u-s-cities-for-douchebags/
Sorry, I disagree with the criteria used for this study. ;)
We score well because they're looking for the scent of brains. Safest place is the state capitol.
Quote from: sgrizzle on March 28, 2014, 09:16:47 AM
Doesn't seem accurate. San Francisco ranks way too low. I'm guessing they don't include the west coast varieties like dotcomus douchebaggus.
That's a different species of douchebag. Different critieria:
STEM degrees
iPhone
Bluetooth
Uber
Trader Joes
Craft Cocktails
Ellen Page
Phrases like Distruptive Startup, VC, Jobsian,
Do you even Code Bro? t-shirts
Instagram
Snapchat
The Lumineers
Mumford and Sons
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Quote from: AquaMan on March 28, 2014, 01:35:52 PM
We score well because they're looking for the scent of brains. Safest place is the state capitol.
You win the internets today. Collect your trophy from Al Gore.
Algore. I was so glad he didn't make it to the presidency. B-O-R-I-N-G. Zombies would fall asleep eating his brains.
Quote from: AquaMan on March 28, 2014, 06:09:51 PM
Algore. I was so glad he didn't make it to the presidency. B-O-R-I-N-G. Zombies would fall asleep eating his brains.
Ouch.
Al Gore once said his Secret Service code name was "Al Gore."
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Quote from: AquaMan on March 28, 2014, 06:09:51 PM
Algore. I was so glad he didn't make it to the presidency. B-O-R-I-N-G. Zombies would fall asleep eating his brains.
Better than some past Presidents; they'd likely starve.