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Title: North Koreans - "These birds will be eaten on Tuesday."
Post by: Ed W on March 10, 2013, 07:55:13 PM
This is purported to be a North Korean documentary piece on life in the US.  You'll be happy to learn that us poor, downtrodden Americans are well and truly grateful for a cup of strong, North Korean coffee rather than the "hot snow in plastic cups" given to us by our own government.  It's a hoot, made more so by the absolutely deadpan translator.

Title: Re: North Koreans - "These birds will be eaten on Tuesday."
Post by: Townsend on March 11, 2013, 09:45:35 AM
Quote from: Ed W on March 10, 2013, 07:55:13 PM
This is purported to be a North Korean documentary piece on life in the US.  You'll be happy to learn that us poor, downtrodden Americans are well and truly grateful for a cup of strong, North Korean coffee rather than the "hot snow in plastic cups" given to us by our own government.  It's a hoot, made more so by the absolutely deadpan translator.


"yummy"
Title: Re: North Koreans - "These birds will be eaten on Tuesday."
Post by: DolfanBob on March 11, 2013, 10:04:07 AM
The poor, The cold, The lonely, The homosexuals......
Title: Re: North Koreans - "These birds will be eaten on Tuesday."
Post by: Gaspar on March 11, 2013, 12:45:36 PM
I think we understand why Kimmy was so happy to parade Dennis Rodman around his country as an honorary ambassador of the US?
(http://www.vegasnews.com/wp-content/uploads/DRodman-ScottHarrison-1484-570.jpg)

Too bad Rodman is too stupid to understand when he is being taken advantage of. . .but funny!
Title: Re: North Koreans - "These birds will be eaten on Tuesday."
Post by: dbacks fan on March 11, 2013, 01:29:16 PM
When we run out of birds, we then feast on stray cats and dogs, and we shower with the snow. Never noticed that Oregon looks like a former Soviet bloc country, guess I have been drinking the state mandated koolaid made from snow too long.
Title: Re: North Koreans - "These birds will be eaten on Tuesday."
Post by: cannon_fodder on March 11, 2013, 08:29:24 PM
Awesome.  Whenever I hate our government I am reminded that most of our politicians are just incompetent, greedy, or fearful.  At least they are not dilusional or evil.
Title: Re: North Koreans - "These birds will be eaten on Tuesday."
Post by: Ed W on March 11, 2013, 09:06:18 PM
Quote from: cannon_fodder on March 11, 2013, 08:29:24 PM
Awesome.  Whenever I hate our government I am reminded that most of our politicians are just incompetent, greedy, or fearful.  At least they are not dilusional or evil.

I'm glad you qualified that with "most politicians" aren't delusional.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQYoQHFo3UP8NIE6jIg8szTSemuNve3iG9mb_vaBjuOm3ZzKUW9Q)

Still, despite her obvious faults, Michelle wouldn't be able to score a seat on the short bus to Crazytown when the North Koreans showed up.
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Post by: zstyles on March 12, 2013, 02:37:33 PM
Hey I like to eat snow...!
Title: Re: North Koreans - "These birds will be eaten on Tuesday."
Post by: DolfanBob on March 13, 2013, 11:23:00 AM
It's still making the rounds.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292573/Hilarious-North-Korean-propaganda-video-depicts-modern-America.html
Title: Re: North Koreans - "These birds will be eaten on Tuesday."
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on March 13, 2013, 01:10:06 PM
Quote from: Ed W on March 10, 2013, 07:55:13 PM
This is purported to be a North Korean documentary piece on life in the US.  You'll be happy to learn that us poor, downtrodden Americans are well and truly grateful for a cup of strong, North Korean coffee rather than the "hot snow in plastic cups" given to us by our own government.  It's a hoot, made more so by the absolutely deadpan translator.



Must have been taking lessons from our government on how to make propaganda films.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azf320JDdqU

Title: Re: North Koreans - "These birds will be eaten on Tuesday."
Post by: DolfanBob on March 13, 2013, 02:36:25 PM
Quote from: heironymouspasparagus on March 13, 2013, 01:10:06 PM

Must have been taking lessons from our government on how to make propaganda films.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azf320JDdqU



Oh I love that film. Great acting and so realistic. No way I'd ever smoke that stuff.  ;D