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Talk About Tulsa => Events Around Town => Topic started by: RecycleMichael on February 16, 2013, 03:05:08 PM

Title: Haiku for fishing
Post by: RecycleMichael on February 16, 2013, 03:05:08 PM
In homage to the Bassmaster Fishing tournament coming to Tulsa.

Bassmaster Classic
At the BokCenter
Do not eat the bait.
Title: Re: Haiku for fishing
Post by: Ed W on February 16, 2013, 05:24:45 PM
The wise man knows that
Fishermen need no poetry.
Their nets full of lies.

(Personally, I prefer fishing for trout with dry lies rather than wet lies, but I'm a purist that way.  And unlike other fishermen, I've never lied about it.  Not once.  Trust me.)
Title: Re: Haiku for fishing
Post by: Conan71 on February 16, 2013, 07:40:12 PM
I love sushi.

Bait is cheap sushi.
Title: Re: Haiku for fishing
Post by: Teatownclown on February 16, 2013, 08:52:34 PM
Catching the bass
from the lake of Cherokee
tetanus 
Title: Re: Haiku for fishing
Post by: RecycleMichael on February 18, 2013, 11:20:34 AM
Don't dangle pizza
A big hook and cheesy slice
Yikes that hurts my cheek.
Title: Re: Haiku for fishing
Post by: Ed W on February 18, 2013, 04:05:10 PM
Always appropriate to any fish-related discussion:

Title: Re: Haiku for fishing
Post by: rebound on February 19, 2013, 11:13:38 AM
An homage to Robert Earl Keen:

Up before the sun
See a ripple, hear a splash
It's a five pound bass

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