As part of my life-long evil plan to traumatize my children, I'm looking for an ugly Christmas sweater, preferably one so bad that Fashion Maven Daughter will refuse to be seen in public with me when I wear it. I want one that, when you look at it and look away, it leaves an after image on your retina. I want one that induces mild nausea. I want one that a drunk Shriner would look at and slur, "I wouldn't wear that!"
I have to attend a dinner next week, and I was hoping to have it for the event.
Any suggestions?
Fast shipping.
http://www.rustyzipper.com/uglychristmassweaters/ (http://www.rustyzipper.com/uglychristmassweaters/)
I've not purchased from here but it looks promising.
(http://www.rustyzipper.com/full/244499-M52694r.jpg)
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/taraasaurus/default/black-santa-ugly-christmas-sweater--large-msg-132356251695.jpg)
Wow! There's just so much wrong with this.
(http://www.keatleyphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/christmas_sweaters.jpg)
Quote from: Gaspar on December 14, 2012, 10:26:02 AM
Wow! There's just so much wrong with this.
Did you see the trauma in the goat's eyes? He'll need counseling.
Quote from: Ed W on December 14, 2012, 11:12:42 AM
Did you see the trauma in the goat's eyes? He'll need counseling.
There is a lot of trauma in Goatee's eyes as well. And possibly a wet spot on his kahkis.
Quote from: Gaspar on December 14, 2012, 10:26:02 AM
Wow! There's just so much wrong with this.
(http://www.keatleyphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/christmas_sweaters.jpg)
The skirt throws it off for me. The rest seems pretty legit.
Quote from: sgrizzle on December 14, 2012, 01:05:28 PM
The skirt throws it off for me. The rest seems pretty legit.
Yours has cats instead of bears though.
How about a 3D sweater?
(http://www.craftster.org/pictures/data/500/medium/80672_30Jul11_ugly_xmas_sweater.jpg)
"Walk towards the light, Carol Ann. "
http://www.rustyzipper.com/shop.cfm?viewpartnum=244922
(http://www.rustyzipper.com/full/244922.jpg)
Quote from: Ed W on December 14, 2012, 09:55:30 AM
As part of my life-long evil plan to traumatize my children, I'm looking for an ugly Christmas sweater, preferably one so bad that Fashion Maven Daughter will refuse to be seen in public with me ...
Screw the sweater, wear this. It should achieve your plan.
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0191/5286/products/christmas_hoody2_grande.jpg?1043)
Quote from: guido911 on December 15, 2012, 12:19:45 PM
Screw the sweater, wear this. It should achieve your plan.
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0191/5286/products/christmas_hoody2_grande.jpg?1043)
Only if RM gets one too. He's the male model in the group, after all.
I already have one.
I have to say that she does look better than me in the same red outfit. I look like the largest Christmas bulb in the world in mine.
Aren't you supposed to be on top of a tower in New Jersey?