I am trying to make a list of creative things to talk smack to my friends. Please add any you have. They should be easily understood and mean enough, yet still funny if possible.
Here is a starter.
I put a picture of you on my broken vaccum and now it sucks.
Yer mom is like a doorknob...Everyone gets a turn.....
Oh, go hug a suicide bomber.
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends..." - Oscar Wilde
I'll insult you as soon as I can think of an insult simple enough for you to understand.
By leaving our state, you increased the average IQ of both states.
Quote from: AquaMan on November 24, 2012, 03:45:38 PM
By leaving our state, you increased the average IQ of both states.
An oldie but goodie. Actually a double insult combined into one. :D