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Title: Dick Cheney had a heart transplant
Post by: Ed W on March 24, 2012, 07:50:41 PM
(Insert predictable joke here)

That's all I got.
Title: Re: Dick Cheney had a heart transplant
Post by: nathanm on March 24, 2012, 08:43:57 PM
Good for him. I wonder if it is disconcerting to have a pulse again after spending years on the pump?
Title: Re: Dick Cheney had a heart transplant
Post by: Teatownclown on March 24, 2012, 09:10:04 PM
Maybe he got the heart of a nice guy and will undergo a personal transformation and repent and apologize for all he's done...  nah. :P

I think the Darth Vader respirator device would be fitting.

The common man of his age would never qualify.... this is proof America has a two tier health care system already.
Title: Re: Dick Cheney had a heart transplant
Post by: dsjeffries on March 26, 2012, 11:45:42 AM
Don't you have to HAVE a heart to begin with in order to have a transplant?
Title: Re: Dick Cheney had a heart transplant
Post by: DolfanBob on March 26, 2012, 11:59:13 AM
It is being reported that he was on the list for 20 months, in a effort to downplay the upper class poo poo naysayers.
Title: Re: Dick Cheney had a heart transplant
Post by: RecycleMichael on March 26, 2012, 12:14:43 PM
We just needed Bush to get a brain and his party to get courage and we could have had the whole storyline of the Wizard of Oz.
Title: Re: Dick Cheney had a heart transplant
Post by: Townsend on March 26, 2012, 12:23:23 PM
Quote from: RecycleMichael on March 26, 2012, 12:14:43 PM
We just needed Bush to get a brain and his party to get courage and we could have had the whole storyline of the Wizard of Oz.

Insert "Dorothy" gay politician joke here I guess.
Title: Re: Dick Cheney had a heart transplant
Post by: Conan71 on March 26, 2012, 03:38:19 PM
Quote from: Teatownclown on March 24, 2012, 09:10:04 PM
Maybe he got the heart of a nice guy and will undergo a personal transformation and repent and apologize for all he's done...  nah. :P

I think the Darth Vader respirator device would be fitting.

The common man of his age would never qualify.... this is proof America has a two tier health care system already.

Public health care would never approve a heart transplant for someone over 70.
Title: Re: Dick Cheney had a heart transplant
Post by: Teatownclown on March 26, 2012, 03:54:00 PM
Quote from: Conan71 on March 26, 2012, 03:38:19 PM
Public health care would never approve a heart transplant for someone over 70.

Not exactly and not the point.

If you're not a donor, please do so the next time you visit the tag agency.

Title: Re: Dick Cheney had a heart transplant
Post by: Conan71 on March 26, 2012, 04:00:12 PM
Quote from: Teatownclown on March 26, 2012, 03:54:00 PM
Not exactly and not the point.

If you're not a donor, please do so the next time you visit the tag agency.



Have been for 20 plus years. 

I think they already took my brain  ;)
Title: Re: Dick Cheney had a heart transplant
Post by: Hoss on March 26, 2012, 04:18:57 PM
Quote from: Teatownclown on March 26, 2012, 03:54:00 PM
Not exactly and not the point.

If you're not a donor, please do so the next time you visit the tag agency.



have been for quite a while.

Although after my early to mid 20s not sure how much good my liver will do anyone...   ;D
Title: Re: Dick Cheney had a heart transplant
Post by: RecycleMichael on March 26, 2012, 04:19:52 PM
I plan to donate my body to science fiction
Title: Re: Dick Cheney had a heart transplant
Post by: Teatownclown on March 28, 2012, 03:40:41 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/Y/T/4/Cheney-Gets--A-Heart.jpg)
Title: Re: Dick Cheney had a heart transplant
Post by: guido911 on April 15, 2012, 06:34:37 PM
Cheney's public appearance post heart transplant....



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