I noticed at lunch that my wife filled the garage fridge with Guinness.
I am having a very difficult time focusing on work today.
Happy Lá Fhéile Pádraig
Éirinn go Brách!
I miss Ireland.
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the light bulb and three to drink till the room spins.