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Not At My Table - Political Discussions => National & International Politics => Topic started by: Gaspar on October 18, 2011, 07:39:42 AM

Title: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: Gaspar on October 18, 2011, 07:39:42 AM
Recovered a day later at a Holiday Inn Express.  TOTUS is well rested and ready to lead the free world.

Drugs and a dead hooker also found.  No statement from Michelle as of yet.

http://www.nbc12.com/story/15716468/thieves-steal-truck-with-presidents-equipment
Title: Re: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: Breadburner on October 18, 2011, 09:44:50 AM
Too bad they found it....If it would not have been located we would not have had to hear from him....We all know he can't perform without his teleprompter.....
Title: Re: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: guido911 on October 18, 2011, 09:58:06 AM
Quote from: Breadburner on October 18, 2011, 09:44:50 AM
Too bad they found it....If it would not have been located we would not have had to hear from him....We all know he can't perform without his teleprompter.....

Do I need to bust out the "breathalyzer" clip? Yes I do.

Title: Re: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: Breadburner on October 18, 2011, 10:18:48 AM
Title: Re: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: Gaspar on October 18, 2011, 03:32:59 PM
There is an update. . .

Authorities now believe that President Obama's teleprompter may have been hatching a plot to elope to Canada with his autopen.

Title: Re: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: Quinton on October 18, 2011, 04:01:59 PM
Ever notice the likeness of our president to Alferd E. Newman ?
Title: Re: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: guido911 on October 18, 2011, 05:52:47 PM
Quote from: Quinton on October 18, 2011, 04:01:59 PM
Ever notice the likeness of our president to Alferd E. Newman ?

Well, I do now.
Title: Re: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: Hoss on October 18, 2011, 06:05:42 PM
Quote from: Quinton on October 18, 2011, 04:01:59 PM
Ever notice the likeness of our president to Alferd E. Newman ?

I thought he looked more like this:

(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/-/7/alfredwbush.jpg)
Title: Re: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: Red Arrow on October 18, 2011, 11:25:34 PM
Quote from: Hoss on October 18, 2011, 06:05:42 PM
I thought he looked more like this:

(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/-/7/alfredwbush.jpg)

No, the hair isn't quite right.
Title: Re: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: Teatownclown on October 18, 2011, 11:32:06 PM
If I could, I'd bust this stupid thread. Serious sh !t going on  and look what some people want to do to divert attention from the real news.
Title: Re: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: dbacks fan on October 18, 2011, 11:34:17 PM
Quote from: Gaspar on October 18, 2011, 03:32:59 PM
There is an update. . .

Authorities now believe that President Obama's teleprompter may have been hatching a plot to elope to Canada with his autopen.



An unamed printer/scanner was reported to be traveling with them to be best man and witness to the event.
Title: Re: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: Breadburner on October 19, 2011, 09:17:02 AM
Quote from: Teatownclown on October 18, 2011, 11:32:06 PM
If I could, I'd bust this stupid thread. Serious sh !t going on  and look what some people want to do to divert attention from the real news.

You mean serious sh t as in how much taxes is being collected in Kalifornia on medical marijuana...... ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on October 19, 2011, 09:41:33 AM
Looks like we have a new trend on the board.  Breadhead is going through his Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers phase and moving away from his Debby Does Dallas phase!

Title: Re: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: Breadburner on October 19, 2011, 09:49:18 AM
Quote from: heironymouspasparagus on October 19, 2011, 09:41:33 AM
Looks like we have a new trend on the board.  Breadhead is going through his Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers phase and moving away from his Debby Does Dallas phase!



There you go again with the sexual innuendos.......You are on the wrong board....!!!
Title: Re: TOTUS Stolen!
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on October 19, 2011, 06:04:31 PM
Quote from: Breadburner on October 19, 2011, 09:49:18 AM
There you go again with the sexual innuendos.......You are on the wrong board....!!!

Ahhh....would that it were so...but no, the Bread is still the Bread.