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Title: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Teatownclown on August 23, 2011, 01:28:41 PM
Holy smokies....east coast ....5.8 centered in VA http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usc0005ild.html

May 5th 1897 last major quake in the area. When was that New Madrid movement last?

Felt as far north as Toronto. 10 seconds long in Philly. Manhattan moderate.

Is this fracked up? Several Nuclear plants put on alert.

I think there was one in Colorado earlier today....small tremors in California.

Are we right in the middle? YIKES!?

Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Gaspar on August 23, 2011, 01:53:40 PM
We have an office in VA.  They said that the shelves rattled a bit.  Nothing major. 
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Teatownclown on August 23, 2011, 01:58:23 PM
Quote from: Gaspar on August 23, 2011, 01:53:40 PM
We have an office in VA.  They said that the shelves rattled a bit.  Nothing major. 

Travelers will be feeling this the most. Gridlock. It's time like these in the Northeast that lead to population increases.

Good dress rehearsal and wake up call.....
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Conan71 on August 23, 2011, 02:25:52 PM
A quake hitting D.C. is a sign.  God hates deficits and debt.  Get to work on that deficit reduction boys & girls.
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Townsend on August 23, 2011, 02:29:12 PM
Quote from: Conan71 on August 23, 2011, 02:25:52 PM
A quake hitting D.C. is a sign.  God hates deficits and debt.  Get to work on that deficit reduction boys & girls.

If He's trying to stop Inhofe, we may all be doomed.
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: sauerkraut on August 23, 2011, 02:35:33 PM
They say it's now a 5.9- What makes it serious is that none of the buildings, roads and bridges are made quake resistant along the east coast as they are in California. They had a quake in Colorado yesterday, a rare place for a quake. Reports have said that skyscrapers rocked in Columbus, Ohio & Indianapolis. :o
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: sauerkraut on August 23, 2011, 02:36:46 PM
Just wait someone will blame the quake on global warming.
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Townsend on August 23, 2011, 02:37:56 PM
Quote from: sauerkraut on August 23, 2011, 02:36:46 PM
Just wait someone will blame the quake on global warming.

Why would someone do that?  What do you know?
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Teatownclown on August 23, 2011, 02:42:49 PM
Maybe climate change. ;)

It was felt at Martha's Vineyard. So, you think it could be an omen?

Conan, "God hates deficits and debt"....you just confirmed you know zilch about economics. Thanks. ;D

New Madrid could be huge....someday. That will be the fault of the South.
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Teatownclown on August 23, 2011, 02:59:14 PM
National Cathedral had damage and it may be structurally significant. This is referred to as The National Church.

Conan, your assertion that "A quake hitting D.C. is a sign" makes me wonder.... ;)

Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Hoss on August 23, 2011, 03:11:45 PM
Quote from: Townsend on August 23, 2011, 02:37:56 PM
Why would someone do that?  What do you know?

Must... resist...temptation...
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: custosnox on August 23, 2011, 03:14:23 PM
I'm just noticing how AOX and the kraut both became real active today. Things that make you go... hmmmmm...
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Conan71 on August 23, 2011, 03:14:36 PM
Quote from: Teatownclown on August 23, 2011, 02:59:14 PM
National Cathedral had damage and it may be structurally significant. This is referred to as The National Church.

Conan, your assertion that "A quake hitting D.C. is a sign" makes me wonder.... ;)



Hey, D.C. is our den of sin-izens.  Makes Lost Wages look like Romper Room ;)
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Teatownclown on August 23, 2011, 03:15:13 PM
"It's now being reported that the actual epicenter may have been in Charlottesville, at Monticello. Apparently word finally reached Jefferson in the afterlife about Michelle Bachmann's candidacy and he started spinning violently in his grave."

I think it's all the fracking going on nearby.... :)
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Teatownclown on August 23, 2011, 03:18:25 PM
Quote from: Conan71 on August 23, 2011, 03:14:36 PM
Hey, D.C. is our den of sin-izens.  Makes Lost Wages look like Romper Room ;)

I think you missed my point. If it's a sign, one from "god", then he's trying to remind people (sin-izens et al.)
the church may not be stable. :D
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Conan71 on August 23, 2011, 03:19:50 PM
Quote from: Teatownclown on August 23, 2011, 03:18:25 PM
I think you missed my point. If it's a sign, one from "god", then he's trying to remind people (sin-izens et al.)
the church may not be stable. :D

Oh no, I got your point.  I also got a wife in Chino.  ;D
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Teatownclown on August 23, 2011, 03:38:21 PM
Quote from: custosnox on August 23, 2011, 03:14:23 PM
I'm just noticing how AOX and the kraut both became real active today. Things that make you go... hmmmmm...




"My, my, my don't tell lies, keep fidelity in your head
My, my, my, don't tell lies. When you're done you show go to be.
Don't say hi, like a spider to a fly
Jump right ahead and you're dead"
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: nathanm on August 23, 2011, 05:00:25 PM
Quote from: Teatownclown on August 23, 2011, 03:15:13 PM
I think it's all the fracking going on nearby....

Is that you, sauerkraut?
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: TheArtist on August 23, 2011, 05:18:02 PM
Quote from: sauerkraut on August 23, 2011, 02:36:46 PM
Just wait someone will blame the quake on global warming.

Well... it could be that all the ice melting at the north pole has shifted the water and weight distribution of the planet. Plus the warmer atmosphere is adding pressure in other areas. Oh, and the drought in the middle of the country has made the earth here lighter so its rising up a bit here, aaand the hurricane is pushing up from the south.  All that adds up to an earthquake if you ask me.  ;D 8)
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: dbacks fan on August 23, 2011, 06:26:10 PM
Thanks artist, I neede a good laugh!!!!
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Red Arrow on August 23, 2011, 06:28:01 PM
Quote from: TheArtist on August 23, 2011, 05:18:02 PM
Plus the warmer atmosphere is adding pressure in other areas.

Is that due to the large balloon around the earth holding the air in?
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: TheArtist on August 23, 2011, 07:29:23 PM
Quote from: Red Arrow on August 23, 2011, 06:28:01 PM
Is that due to the large balloon around the earth holding the air in?

Very well could be, hadn't thought of that.  I was looking at my desktop globe today and had a revelation.  You lesser intelligent people may not know this but the earth is actually not round but is squished a bit at the poles.  The shape is called an "Oblate Spheroid" (that can be your word of the day).  But back to that globe and my revalation.  As I was looking at the globe I noticed that this Oblate Spheroid shape is very likely caused by the constant pressure of the wingnuts on either pole  :o  Hows that for scientific deduction?  8) Another mystery solved.
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Red Arrow on August 23, 2011, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: TheArtist on August 23, 2011, 07:29:23 PM
As I was looking at the globe I noticed that this Oblate Spheroid shape is very likely caused by the constant pressure of the wingnuts on either pole  :o  Hows that for scientific deduction?  8) Another mystery solved.

Sounds good.  Be careful though.  If you tighten the wingnuts too tightly on the rod going through the globe, the earth's rotation will slow down.  Then we will all need to buy new clocks.
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: AquaMan on August 24, 2011, 09:21:51 AM
Quote from: Red Arrow on August 23, 2011, 08:09:30 PM
Sounds good.  Be careful though.  If you tighten the wingnuts too tightly on the rod going through the globe, the earth's rotation will slow down.  Then we will all need to buy new clocks.

You mean Glocks don't you?
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: jne on August 24, 2011, 09:26:58 AM
http://gawker.com/5833728/was-todays-earthquake-another-boobquake

Punishment or Almighty motorboat?
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Red Arrow on August 24, 2011, 12:01:40 PM
Quote from: AquaMan on August 24, 2011, 09:21:51 AM
You mean Glocks don't you?

Well, maybe that too. 

I was thinking more along the line of having to redefine an hour to still have 24 hrs/day if the earth's rotation slowed.   :D
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Teatownclown on August 24, 2011, 12:51:37 PM
Quote from: Red Arrow on August 23, 2011, 06:28:01 PM
Is that due to the large balloon around the earth holding the air in?

Some New Jerseyites think it's cause was Chris Christie fell off his chair...

I will stick to all the fracking....




Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Conan71 on August 24, 2011, 03:09:22 PM
No it was a result of the Bush Fault.
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Teatownclown on August 24, 2011, 11:49:43 PM


Watch out....do you have earthquake insurance?

This guy has insured he'll be right by covering the entire earth.

What are the Russians thinking? http://inhabitat.com/russia-green-lights-65-billion-siberia-alaska-rail-and-tunnel-to-bridge-the-bering-strait/
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Breadburner on August 25, 2011, 09:12:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7kDXs.jpg)
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Conan71 on August 25, 2011, 09:15:37 AM
Quote from: Breadburner on August 25, 2011, 09:12:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7kDXs.jpg)

Classic.
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Gaspar on August 25, 2011, 09:33:04 AM
Quote from: Breadburner on August 25, 2011, 09:12:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7kDXs.jpg)

Will there be a memorial to the victims?

I hear Carrie Underwood is composing a song with Elton.
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Breadburner on August 25, 2011, 12:20:38 PM
Quote from: Gaspar on August 25, 2011, 09:33:04 AM
Will there be a memorial to the victims?

I hear Carrie Underwood is composing a song with Elton.


Tiny Birth-Quake....??
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: custosnox on August 25, 2011, 01:22:16 PM
Quote from: Breadburner on August 25, 2011, 09:12:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7kDXs.jpg)
Wasn't that a picture from Oklahoma's earthquake last fall?
Title: Re: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Gaspar on August 25, 2011, 03:55:14 PM
BREAKING NEWS, AP MARTHA'S VINEYARD: President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: Hoss on August 25, 2011, 04:42:35 PM
Quote from: Gaspar on August 25, 2011, 03:55:14 PM
BREAKING NEWS, AP MARTHA'S VINEYARD: President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault

Not only do you have ODS but you are also doing it wrong  Conan beat you to that one yesterday. 

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Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: sauerkraut on August 27, 2011, 01:16:04 PM
Quote from: TheArtist on August 23, 2011, 05:18:02 PM
Well... it could be that all the ice melting at the north pole has shifted the water and weight distribution of the planet. Plus the warmer atmosphere is adding pressure in other areas. Oh, and the drought in the middle of the country has made the earth here lighter so its rising up a bit here, aaand the hurricane is pushing up from the south.  All that adds up to an earthquake if you ask me.  ;D 8)
Very good and the melting ice burgs drift south in the ocean cooling off the air giving us record cold winters.
Title: Re: EARTHQUAKES!
Post by: sauerkraut on August 27, 2011, 01:25:58 PM
It seems to me if Tulsa had a quake of any size around 6.0  many homes here will suffer massive damage with homes built on crawl spaces made of poured cement in clay soil, any ground movement will move the foundation and crack or damage the poured crawl space shifting the home built on top of it. Slab homes could do even worse. I don't know if that's the case but it seems like it will happen that way.