that is all.
You are just jealous of those of us who were invited.
Quote from: guido911 on April 26, 2011, 02:23:12 PM
that is all.
Agree. Is it pre-empting regular programming on our local networks? I see it is elsewhere.
I'm about as interested in this wedding as am in any wedding involving people I don't know. I think I'd rather watch My Big Redneck Wedding on CMT.
I always loved this exchange with a photographer she was sitting for, not sure if it was really attributable to QEII or not:
The Queen: "Photography must be an interesting business. I have a cousin who is a photographer."
Photographer: "What a coincidence, I have a cousin who is a queen."
Quote from: RecycleMichael on April 26, 2011, 03:07:55 PM
You are just jealous of those of us who were invited.
Am I that transparent?
What wedding?
I want to get married ten times. I love cake.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-of-people-prince-william-would-never-deig,20100/
Millions of People Prince William Would Never Deign To Speak To Captivated By Royal Wedding
APRIL 22, 2011 | ISSUE 47•16
LONDON—Onlookers throughout the English-speaking world remained enthralled this week by the majesty and pomp of the upcoming nuptials of England's Prince William, a man who wouldn't in a million years be caught dead associating with any of them, sources reported. "What a beautiful dress—and that cake!" said Arizona housewife Jeanette Tyler, 47, a woman Prince William has been raised since birth to believe he is genetically superior to in all respects. "It's like a fairy tale." The wedding of Price William, whose full title is His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis of Wales, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, will be broadcast to six continents of the eager hoi polloi, none of whom he would ever even stand within 50 feet of unless they were part of a carefully orchestrated photo opportunity.
Quote from: RecycleMichael on April 26, 2011, 04:17:43 PM
I want to get married ten times. I love cake.
I hope you can afford nine divorces.
;D
Quote from: Red Arrow on April 26, 2011, 04:37:08 PM
I hope you can afford nine divorces.
;D
Love is grand. Divorce is many more grand.
Quote from: Teatownclown on April 26, 2011, 04:22:00 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-of-people-prince-william-would-never-deig,20100/
Millions of People Prince William Would Never Deign To Speak To Captivated By Royal Wedding
APRIL 22, 2011 | ISSUE 47•16
LONDON—Onlookers throughout the English-speaking world remained enthralled this week by the majesty and pomp of the upcoming nuptials of England's Prince William, a man who wouldn't in a million years be caught dead associating with any of them, sources reported. "What a beautiful dress—and that cake!" said Arizona housewife Jeanette Tyler, 47, a woman Prince William has been raised since birth to believe he is genetically superior to in all respects. "It's like a fairy tale." The wedding of Price William, whose full title is His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis of Wales, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, will be broadcast to six continents of the eager hoi polloi, none of whom he would ever even stand within 50 feet of unless they were part of a carefully orchestrated photo opportunity.
Genetically superior???
Take a look at his dad. There's some termites in that wood pile!
Quote from: Conan71 on April 26, 2011, 05:36:38 PM
Genetically superior???
Take a look at his dad. There's some termites in that wood pile!
True. But luckly for him, he got most of his from the Spencer side. Except for the hair loss, which is starting already.
Quote from: Conan71 on April 26, 2011, 05:36:38 PM
Genetically superior???
Take a look at his dad. There's some termites in that wood pile!
It's a satire piece. :o
Another example of satire:
Libyan dictator expresses disappointment with recent attempts to oust Tulsa'a mayor, Dewey Bartlett Jr.
Quote from: Teatownclown on April 26, 2011, 10:23:33 PM
It's a satire piece. :o
Well duh, it's The Onion.
I've been waiting for the perfect moment to drop that line on the Royal Family. Thanks for the lead in.
Quote from: RecycleMichael on April 26, 2011, 04:49:22 PM
Love is grand. Divorce is many more grand.
"Divorce is expensive, freedom is priceless" - calander next to my desk
Reason why divorces are so expensive?
Because they're worth it...
Quote from: Hoss on April 26, 2011, 11:30:28 PM
Reason why divorces are so expensive?
Because they're worth it...
Willie Nelson playing the part of Uncle Jessie (sadly, the best part of the show)
Quote from: custosnox on April 27, 2011, 08:49:30 AM
Willie Nelson playing the part of Uncle Jessie (sadly, the best part of the show)
Yep, but it was funny for what it was: I know most of those jokes, but there were some on the blooper reel that were better.
Willie making a bong/pipe out of a green apple was classic. And I didn't know that the guy from Super Trooper directed that movie...
Quote from: Hoss on April 27, 2011, 08:57:32 AM
Yep, but it was funny for what it was: I know most of those jokes, but there were some on the blooper reel that were better.
Willie making a bong/pipe out of a green apple was classic. And I didn't know that the guy from Super Trooper directed that movie...
I forgot about the apple. I felt it was a disgrace to the dukes, so it's been sitting on the shelve unwatched for quiet some time
This will be flying at my house starting tomorrow.
Quote from: DolfanBob on April 27, 2011, 10:14:39 AM
This will be flying at my house starting tomorrow.
The Scot in me almost wants to punch you.
j/k
;D
Quote from: Hoss on April 27, 2011, 11:24:23 AM
The Scot(ch) in me almost wants to punch you.
j/k
;D
Fixed. :D
I know that the people are NOT called Scotch.
Quote from: Red Arrow on April 27, 2011, 11:58:53 AM
Fixed. :D
I know that the people are NOT called Scotch.
Not a big Scotch drinker, believe it or not. My cousin, however, is addicted to Glenlivet. Maybe the Marshall in me wants to punch him also. Except for the Sundown Wheat part. Everyone is buying those up around these parts.
OK, I've officially "Marshalled" this thread now.
Quote from: Hoss on April 27, 2011, 12:04:29 PM
Not a big Scotch drinker, believe it or not. My cousin, however, is addicted to Glenlivet. Maybe the Marshall in me wants to punch him also. Except for the Sundown Wheat part. Everyone is buying those up around these parts.
OK, I've officially "Marshalled" this thread now.
I used to drink Scotch in medium (not mass) quantities. The increase in the varieties of beer in the last decade or so have changed my habits.
I've kind of gone off the quad and grand cru deepend lately.
Quote from: Conan71 on April 27, 2011, 03:00:00 PM
I've kind of gone off the quad and grand cru deepend lately.
Tripels are my favorite.
And they lived happily ever after :)
I bet on the Twins in tonight's baseball game. I figured the Royals were tired after the long wedding.
Quote from: Teatownclown on April 29, 2011, 02:16:22 PM
And they lived happily ever after :)
But why is the little girl holding her ears? Loud slurping sounds?
Quote from: Conan71 on April 29, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
But why is the little girl holding her ears? Loud slurping sounds?
Perhaps he's yelling at her as she polishes the royal scepter.