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Title: Rand Paul suffers from floaters
Post by: Townsend on March 10, 2011, 03:59:13 PM
http://abcworldnews.tumblr.com/post/3769917002/sen-rand-paul-is-really-really-really-angry-about (http://abcworldnews.tumblr.com/post/3769917002/sen-rand-paul-is-really-really-really-angry-about)

QuoteFrankly, my toilets don't work in my house. And I blame you and people like you who want to tell me what I can install in my house, what I can do.
Title: Re: Rand Paul suffers from floaters
Post by: Conan71 on March 10, 2011, 04:03:10 PM
It's a shitty situation to be in for sure.  What a pisser.
Title: Re: Rand Paul suffers from floaters
Post by: Hoss on March 10, 2011, 04:28:06 PM
Quote from: Conan71 on March 10, 2011, 04:03:10 PM
It's a shitty situation to be in for sure.  What a pisser.

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Title: Re: Rand Paul suffers from floaters
Post by: dbacks fan on March 10, 2011, 05:20:25 PM

Title: Re: Rand Paul suffers from floaters
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on March 10, 2011, 07:57:57 PM
I had to change a toilet last year and got one of the 1.27 gal/flush ones.  Works like a charm.  Perfectly in fact.

So now you know the rest of the story...Rand Paul, like so many RWRE is just way to full of s***!!

Title: Re: Rand Paul suffers from floaters
Post by: Red Arrow on March 10, 2011, 09:11:12 PM
Quote from: heironymouspasparagus on March 10, 2011, 07:57:57 PM
So now you know the rest of the story...Rand Paul, like so many RWRE is just way to full of s***!!

Not so fast...
If they are full of $hi*,  how are they filling the toilets so much they won't flush?  They were full of $hi* but they tried to get rid of it.
Title: Re: Rand Paul suffers from floaters
Post by: Conan71 on March 10, 2011, 11:06:29 PM
I still marvel at the thought of a toilet which will flush a bucket of golf balls.
Title: Re: Rand Paul suffers from floaters
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on March 11, 2011, 01:39:03 PM
I'm not a golfer, but it seems to me like there is some economic value there above and beyond the simple joy of watching a whirlpool full of balls.  ??  Wouldn't a dozen or two eggs be cheaper??

Besides, try as I may, have never been able to crap out a golf ball anyway, so what does that prove?


Title: Re: Rand Paul suffers from floaters
Post by: Townsend on March 11, 2011, 02:26:57 PM
Quote from: heironymouspasparagus on March 11, 2011, 01:39:03 PM
Besides, try as I may, have never been able to crap out a golf ball anyway, so what does that prove?

You're a tightass?
Title: Re: Rand Paul suffers from floaters
Post by: Hoss on March 11, 2011, 02:47:01 PM
Quote from: Townsend on March 11, 2011, 02:26:57 PM
You're a tightass?

Well played.
Title: Re: Rand Paul suffers from floaters
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on March 12, 2011, 08:26:05 PM
Absolutely!!!  NEVER been in prison!