You just can't make stuff like this up:
"After allegedly attempting to rob a house, a would-be robber recognized a victim at the home as a former prison cell mate and left -- only to return later to ask the victim to hide his gun for him before police arrived, jail records show."
Read more from this Tulsa World article at http://www.tulsaworld.com/webextra/content/2010/crimesite/article.aspx?subjectid=450&articleid=20110120_11_0_Twomen428872
"'Scuze me, I know I just made you pee your pants by trying to rob you, but would you mind stashing my weapon for me?"