Im just looking for a place to skinny dip without getting into trouble. Anyone know any pools that have a nude swim or any very secluded swimming holes?
Are you male or female.....If female post up a pic and I might let you use my pool as long as certain criteria are met.....Photo must be a full length shot in a bikini...tia.....
Depends on how far you want to drive. There are lots of places in the Ouachita Mountains of southeastern Oklahoma. The advantage of mountain streams is that they tend to be very clear, not the brown murky water you tend to find around Tulsa.
Grand Lake....Dripping Springs or Keystone has an au naturel colony. Google naturist and Oklahoma.
Quote from: Breadburner on July 14, 2010, 07:24:09 AM
Are you male or female.....If female post up a pic and I might let you use my pool as long as certain criteria are met.....Photo must be a full length shot in a bikini...tia.....
PIG!
Good god how inappropriate.
Quote from: tulsan1988 on July 16, 2010, 01:15:50 AM
PIG!
Good god how inappropriate.
For a first time poster, you might want to lighten up a little.
Quote from: Hoss on July 16, 2010, 01:39:39 AM
For a first time poster, you might want to lighten up a little.
lighten up a little while being treated like an object? please tell me your kidding. no matter if i had 6000 posts or one i should be treated with dignity not as an object.
you are just as bad as the first pig.
Quote from: tulsan1988 on July 16, 2010, 01:48:45 AM
lighten up a little while being treated like an object? please tell me your kidding. no matter if i had 6000 posts or one i should be treated with dignity not as an object.
you are just as bad as the first pig.
Pretending you are two different people is ok though?
I'm pretty sure when your first post is "where's a good place to get naked in public" and you expect purely wholesome responses, you don't go outside (or online) often.
Quote from: sgrizzle on July 16, 2010, 06:46:30 AM
Pretending you are two different people is ok though?
I'm pretty sure when your first post is "where's a good place to get naked in public" and you expect purely wholesome responses, you don't go outside (or online) often.
Or she was born yesterday...
Quote from: sgrizzle on July 16, 2010, 06:46:30 AM
Pretending you are two different people is ok though?
Busted.
As I see it we should all be equal be it a 1st time poster or a old-time poster who's been around the block a few times. An opinion is a opinion, why should it matter how many times they post? I like to hear all view points. But, that's just me. ::)
Quote from: sauerkraut on July 16, 2010, 10:40:36 AM
As I see it we should all be equal be it a 1st time poster or a old-time poster who's been around the block a few times. An opinion is a opinion, why should it matter how many times they post? I like to hear all view points. But, that's just me. ::)
Shut up fartknocker.
How's that for equal treatment?
(just kidding...)
Quote from: Conan71 on July 16, 2010, 10:45:01 AM
Shut up fartknocker.
How's that for equal treatment?
(just kidding...)
You're the first person other than myself that I have heard use "fartknocker".
Quote from: Conan71 on July 16, 2010, 10:45:01 AM
Shut up fartknocker.
How's that for equal treatment?
(just kidding...)
That's not nice turdburgler!
This lil honey is clearly offended by the insensitivity shown by some posters on this thread. She is simply looking for a place to strip naked and frolic in public.
We apologize sweetie. Please forgive or weak minded friends.
Now, back to the discussion of gettin naked.
Quote from: tulsan1988 on July 16, 2010, 01:15:50 AM
PIG!
Good god how inappropriate.
hAH...Does Fauxtard like lipstick on his pigs......
You guys may have fallen into a trap with the assumption this person is female!
(Wishful thinking??)
Could just as easily be a guy.
(Profile of second posting shows guys name. Must be pretty sensitive to react so.)
No offense tulsa1234, but no one in their right mind would make their first post on a public board "wheres a good place to skinny dip" and then be upset at the responses.
Quote from: dbacks fan on July 16, 2010, 01:09:35 PM
No offense tulsa1234, but no one in their right mind would make their first post on a public board "wheres a good place to skinny dip" and then be upset at the responses.
Methinks we have unearthed a....
(http://nortelinsider.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/troll.jpg)
Quote from: heironymouspasparagus on July 16, 2010, 01:03:22 PM
You guys may have fallen into a trap with the assumption this person is female!
(Wishful thinking??)
Could just as easily be a guy.
(Profile of second posting shows guys name. Must be pretty sensitive to react so.)
Nobody has fallen into anything....cept you maybe...
Quote from: Conan71 on July 16, 2010, 10:45:01 AM
Shut up fartknocker.
How's that for equal treatment?
(just kidding...)
Quote from: heironymouspasparagus on July 16, 2010, 01:03:22 PM
You guys may have fallen into a trap with the assumption this person is female!
(Wishful thinking??)
Could just as easily be a guy.
(Profile of second posting shows guys name. Must be pretty sensitive to react so.)
Or a tranny or perhaps some half human half elk hybrid.
I hope we didn't offend it.
"Come back elkman. . .we're sorry"
Is it just me or was I like Twelve when I wanted to skinny dip ?
Plus, I skinny dip every day. Uhh...a bathtub counts doesnt it ?
With Oklahoma's obesity problem, maybe it's not skinny dip but overweight dip. ;D
Quote from: Hoss on July 16, 2010, 01:40:45 PM
Methinks we have unearthed a....
Is my memory failing me, or is that from Slashdot?
Quote from: Red Arrow on July 16, 2010, 10:51:16 PM
With Oklahoma's obesity problem, maybe it's not skinny dip but overweight dip. ;D
In that case it would be "Naked Belly dipping" or "Naked Belly Flopping" ;D
Skinny dip is just one of those fantasy things that everyone (well, most anyway) like to dream about, but most won't ever do. I won't be doing it again anytime soon. It would just be too horrifying...
Makes me think of Blacks beach in California. Secluded and very hard to get to because of the small trail and steep ravine you have to walk down to get there.
And once there you realise there are no playboy models or chippendale dancers frolicking at the beach.
Just a bunch of beached human whales and people you really wouldnt want to know anyway. I guess its all about the fantasy.
Yep, it's just ugly old fat farts like me most of the time. And who wants to see that? I certainly don't.
When I was in college, a lot of skinny dipping took place. In swimming pools, lakes, rivers, farm ponds, water towers... (I wasn't there for that last one, but I believe the stories...) ...basically anywhere water pooled deep enough for a swim.
Ah...memories...