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Non-Tulsa Discussions => Sports Talk => Topic started by: Gaspar on June 16, 2010, 10:36:11 AM

Title: Finally Soccer Can Be Itself
Post by: Gaspar on June 16, 2010, 10:36:11 AM
http://www.theonion.com/video/soccer-officially-announces-it-is-gay,17603/
Title: Re: Finally Soccer Can Be Itself
Post by: guido911 on June 16, 2010, 11:58:46 AM
Quote from: Gaspar on June 16, 2010, 10:36:11 AM
http://www.theonion.com/video/soccer-officially-announces-it-is-gay,17603/

Beat me too it. Dammit.
Title: Re: Finally Soccer Can Be Itself
Post by: RecycleMichael on June 16, 2010, 01:53:55 PM
Where is the scoring?

Game 16 is on the TV right now and it is scoreless. So far the 32 teams have scored a total of 26 goals.

I really like soccer and the lack of scoring is hurting even good fans.
Title: Re: Finally Soccer Can Be Itself
Post by: rwarn17588 on June 16, 2010, 04:22:56 PM
Why do so many schoolchildren play soccer? So they don't have to watch it.  :D
Title: Re: Finally Soccer Can Be Itself
Post by: Gaspar on June 17, 2010, 04:47:35 PM
The appeal of soccer is based on its simple rules. 

Even if you eat crickets and wear leaves as cloths, you can understand and play Soccer.

Title: Re: Finally Soccer Can Be Itself
Post by: Hoss on June 17, 2010, 04:49:01 PM
Quote from: Gaspar on June 17, 2010, 04:47:35 PM
The appeal of soccer is based on its simple rules. 

Even if you eat crickets and wear leaves as cloths, you can understand and play Soccer.



really, then why is that blasted offsides rule so obtuse?

Or were you being facetious?   ;D
Title: Re: Finally Soccer Can Be Itself
Post by: JeffM on June 18, 2010, 10:50:41 AM
Baseball is Gay!


GO USA!

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Title: Re: Finally Soccer Can Be Itself
Post by: JeffM on June 18, 2010, 11:00:42 AM
Quote from: Gaspar on June 17, 2010, 04:47:35 PM
The appeal of soccer is based on its simple rules.  

Even if you eat crickets and wear leaves as cloths, you can understand and play Soccer.
::)
These Tulsans deserve a team.
These Tulsans do not eat crickets or wear leaves as cloths.   :P

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