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Title: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: guido911 on June 02, 2010, 06:14:51 PM
And, of course, it's Bush's fault:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/06/01/cbs_evening_news_gores_loss_to_bush_contributed_to_separation.html
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Jammie on June 02, 2010, 07:37:28 PM
No, actually it's Obama's fault. Well ok, it's the fault of Bush and Obama.

It'll be interesting to hear if there's more to the story then, "They grew apart." Personally, I can't see how she could stay married to him all those years.
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: guido911 on June 02, 2010, 07:59:57 PM
Quote from: Jammie on June 02, 2010, 07:37:28 PM

It'll be interesting to hear if there's more to the story then, "They grew apart." Personally, I can't see how she could stay married to him all those years.

I know, kinda weird how it just fell apart like that. Sad.
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: custosnox on June 02, 2010, 09:23:59 PM
Now didn't Al just recently come out and say that divorces were bad for the enviroment because of one household becoming two?
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: TURobY on June 02, 2010, 09:26:45 PM
Quote from: guido911 on June 02, 2010, 07:59:57 PM
I know, kinda weird how it just fell apart like that. Sad.

Not really; I and my ex grew apart. One day, we were driving and we just kinda looked at each other and decided that what we had was a great friendship, but not necessarily the components for a great relationship.
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Gaspar on June 03, 2010, 10:24:20 AM
ALGORE just joined eHarmony. . . after all, he invented internet dating.

Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Cats Cats Cats on June 03, 2010, 10:38:17 AM
I wonder what Rush Limbaugh's third wife thinks about this?  Or Glen Beck's second wife?  They should do a show on it.
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: guido911 on June 03, 2010, 11:29:05 AM
Quote from: Trogdor on June 03, 2010, 10:38:17 AM
I wonder what Rush Limbaugh's third wife thinks about this?  Or Glen Beck's second wife?  They should do a show on it.

Reportedly they blamed Bush as well.
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Townsend on June 03, 2010, 11:45:06 AM
Quote from: guido911 on June 03, 2010, 11:29:05 AM
Reportedly they blamed Bush as well.

Boy gets around then.
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Conan71 on June 03, 2010, 12:32:27 PM
Gee, I'm sure it had nothing to do with Algore being a self-absorbed blowhard with OCD over global warming er climate change. 

Of course, you realize this will double their carbon footprint living apart.  I know where they can buy some carbon credix
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Gaspar on June 04, 2010, 03:18:17 PM
Didn't he once mention that the bool "Love Story" was written about them???
Shortly after he invented the internet. . .or before?
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Conan71 on June 04, 2010, 03:20:58 PM
Quote from: Gaspar on June 04, 2010, 03:18:17 PM
Didn't he once mention that the bool "Love Story" was written about them???
Shortly after he invented the internet. . .or before?

It's since been pointed out that he mis-spoke on that point as well.

How are we supposed to take the self-annointed leader of the global warming er climate change cabal serious when lying and stretching the truth has been his stock-in-trade his entire life?
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Gaspar on June 04, 2010, 03:27:30 PM
Puffery. . .it explains all of his credentials.
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Gaspar on June 04, 2010, 03:36:09 PM
Why are we doing this.  Poor guy, he's probably really hurting inside.

I'll lift up a carbon-neutral prayer to him tonight.
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Conan71 on June 04, 2010, 03:53:30 PM
Quote from: Gaspar on June 04, 2010, 03:36:09 PM
Why are we doing this.  Poor guy, he's probably really hurting inside.

I'll lift up a carbon-neutral prayer to him tonight.

Sociopaths don't have feelings, he's not suffering.
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: dbacks fan on June 04, 2010, 04:00:00 PM
I thought that there was an issue involving polar bears that caused them to split?
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Gaspar on June 04, 2010, 04:02:24 PM
Perhaps he's happy he doesn't have to kiss a girl again.

(http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4c0533797f8b9a3c3bdf0000/gore-kiss.jpg)
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Townsend on June 04, 2010, 04:06:31 PM
Quote from: Gaspar on June 04, 2010, 04:02:24 PM
Perhaps he's happy he doesn't have to kiss a girl again.

(http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4c0533797f8b9a3c3bdf0000/gore-kiss.jpg)

Man, that is just freaking cringe worthy

"Breath my air.  It's good for the environment...breeeaaaath it."
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Gaspar on June 04, 2010, 04:15:15 PM
Somebody help her.  He's sucking the carbon out of her.
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Red Arrow on June 04, 2010, 09:34:14 PM
Quote from: Gaspar on June 04, 2010, 04:15:15 PM
Somebody help her.  He's sucking the carbon salt out of her.

Don't you remember your original Star Trek series?
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Gaspar on June 15, 2010, 03:13:35 PM

(http://www.starmagazine.com/media/originals/AlGore_Laurie_130.jpg)
Star Magazine is reporting

Al has been having an affair with Laurie David, who divorced Seinfeld creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David in 2007 amidst reports she was cheating with the caretaker of their Martha's Vineyard summer home.  Apparently the affair has been going on for two years.

Al blames the affair on global warming.

Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Conan71 on June 15, 2010, 03:36:43 PM
Quote from: Gaspar on June 15, 2010, 03:13:35 PM
(http://www.starmagazine.com/media/originals/AlGore_Laurie_130.jpg)
Star Magazine is reporting

Al has been having an affair with Laurie David, who divorced Seinfeld creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David in 2007 amidst reports she was cheating with the caretaker of their Martha's Vineyard summer home.  Apparently the affair has been going on for two years.

Al blames the affair on global warming.



I simply can't figure out if it's a move up, down, or laterally for Ms. David.

(http://joanharvest.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/larry_david2.jpg) (http://soldieroftruth.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/al_gore_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Gaspar on June 15, 2010, 04:25:06 PM
She likes his big throbbing wallet.
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Conan71 on June 15, 2010, 04:32:27 PM
Considering I'm such a huge fan of "An Incontinent Truth" I can't believe I missed the obvious connection here that Laurie David produced the uh, ahem, docudramamentary.

This might be a first:

"Albert, please tell me, what's she have that I dont?"

"Tipper, I'm sorry, she's greener than you..."
Title: Re: Al and Tipper Separate
Post by: Gaspar on June 15, 2010, 04:43:27 PM
Quote from: Conan71 on June 15, 2010, 04:32:27 PM
Considering I'm such a huge fan of "An Incontinent Truth" I can't believe I missed the obvious connection here that Laurie David produced the uh, ahem, docudramamentary.

This might be a first:

"Albert, please tell me, what's she have that I dont?"

"Tipper, I'm sorry, she's greener than you..."

You know the movie "An Inconvenient Truth" was written about them.