I'm getting addicted to responding to people on Yahoo Answers. With questions like "If I have sex while pregnant will it get my baby pregnant," "Will getting married keep me from wanting to wear women's clothes" and "How can I apply eyeshadow to my cat?" you can't help from gawk and I found out if you gawk long enough, eventually you give in and start responding.
http://answers.yahoo.com/
Quote from: Townsend on April 07, 2010, 10:26:54 AM
Well?
No official answer has been chosen on that one yet. How about some other questions asked this morning:
Here's a computer question:
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wen we restror d windows sm program come,which we have uninstalled & we cant uninstall them.help 2 uninstall.?
Here's a typical teenager question:
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ok i had my last period march 23rd and i had sex with my boyfriend on april 4th and the 6th and we didn't have protection both times and i talked to my friend who had a baby and she said its a very high chance that i could end up pregnant..im not scared but i am scared to tell my parents cause im 16 ill be 17 this year but still...i know im young and it might sound stupid but i want to have a baby and by my boyfriend i don't care what people think of me cause if i do end up pregnant im keeping the baby no matter what and well i asked my boyfriend if i do end up pregnant would having the baby kill me and he said it could cause of how small i am im like 105lbs and sometimes im 98lbs it goes up and down...but i want to know if there is a very high chance i could end up pregnant and do you think it could kill me with being so small im like 5,1 and either 105lbs or 98lbs i have friends younger than me one has a 1 year old and she just turned 16 and the other one is 14 or 15 and is 9 months already...im excited to find out if im going to be a mommy or not in a way i hope i am just because i want a baby i know it wont be easy and i know im only tying my self down but i don't care...ive baby sat babies alot ive had them all night and all day i know that's way different than having your own baby cause you not giving your baby back like you can baby sitting....ive been thinking bout this alot cause i know my whole family will be so disappointed in me but this is my life people make mistakes but having a baby for me wont be one cause my baby wont be a mistake just not waiting long enough will be but i was wanting a baby at 17 or 18 so....i know you guys wont understand why i want a baby now but i do i love kids and if i could i would adopted..i don't want you guys to think of me as another one of those girls who are 16 and pregnant and say what a whore or something cause my dad told me if i ever get pregnant he wouldn't be able to look at me cause he would only see me as a hoe...me and my boyfriend are in love and we talked bout this he has a one year old daughter already and she is so cute her name is angela and i love her she is adorable....and please for the people who will just Judge me please don't give me advice i want advice from someone who wont think of me as a whore....thanks for reading this and helping for anyone who does.
QuoteHere's a typical teenager question:
wow
She makes a perfect case for involuntary sterilization.
"What exactly do the police have to catch you with to charge you with growing marijuana?
Please help! Not for me, I have a bet with someone!"
Um yeah, surrrre you do!
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If receving assistance from the government can I still go to check out houses with my mother in another state?
makes you wonder if they are calling parol government assistance now
Stupidity on the internet is evident on any newspaper/news site comments section including our esteemed Tulsa World...
Quote from: SXSW on April 07, 2010, 01:50:01 PM
Stupidity on the internet is evident on any newspaper/news site comments section including our esteemed Tulsa World...
ESPECIALLY on the World!
Quote from: Hoss on April 07, 2010, 02:30:00 PM
ESPECIALLY on the World!
I don't know, comments on yahoo news get pretty bad. Though it's amazing about how a story about a cat rescue can turn into a political debate
Quote from: custosnox on April 07, 2010, 02:35:13 PM
Though it's amazing about how a story about a cat rescue can turn into a political debate
Have you taken note of the drift on this particular site?
We can take cat to political to universal health to space travel to multiple religions to foot fetish back to cat in 10 posts.
Quote from: Townsend on April 07, 2010, 02:46:22 PM
Have you taken note of the drift on this particular site?
We can take cat to political to universal health to space travel to multiple religions to foot fetish back to cat in 10 posts.
Yeah, but here we have variety. On yahoo comments it seems to be "hey look, an eartquake in Baja, Obama's health care bill is bringing the end of the world". And it seems that EVERYTHING goes to a political argument within the first page, some how or another.
Quote from: custosnox on April 07, 2010, 02:56:31 PM
Yeah, but here we have variety. On yahoo comments it seems to be "hey look, an eartquake in Baja, Obama's health care bill is bringing the end of the world". And it seems that EVERYTHING goes to a political argument within the first page, some how or another.
yes well, enough of that. back to the cat. Anyone got anything on the cat and eye shadow? Peaches needs some prettying up pronto.
Quote from: Townsend on April 07, 2010, 03:04:55 PM
yes well, enough of that. back to the cat. Anyone got anything on the cat and eye shadow? Peaches needs some prettying up pronto.
Step 1: check to make sure the batteries in the tazer are fresh.
Quote from: Townsend on April 07, 2010, 02:46:22 PM
Have you taken note of the drift on this particular site?
We can take cat to political to universal health to space travel to multiple religions to foot fetish back to cat in 10 posts.
You left out the obligatory invocation of Marshall's in about 60% of all threads
Quote from: custosnox on April 07, 2010, 03:14:22 PM
Step 1: check to make sure the batteries in the tazer are fresh.
Ahhh, like date night
Quote from: Conan71 on April 07, 2010, 03:19:27 PM
You left out the obligatory invocation of Marshall's in about 60% of all threads
My mistake, of course Marshall's
Quote from: Townsend on April 07, 2010, 02:46:22 PM
Have you taken note of the drift on this particular site?
We can take cat to political to universal health to space travel to multiple religions to foot fetish back to cat in 10 posts.
Unless we are talking about the cat during certain times of the morning and some afternoons when it will take a turn for running, mile markers, and Omaha.
Quote from: dbacks fan on April 07, 2010, 03:37:05 PM
Unless we are talking about the cat during certain times of the morning and some afternoons when it will take a turn for running, mile markers, and Omaha.
Speaking of that, I noticed that he missed his 8-9:30 am posting window....computer slots must have been full up at the Omaha library today.
Quote from: custosnox on April 07, 2010, 03:14:22 PM
Step 1: check to make sure the batteries in the tazer are fresh.
Step 2: put water on to boil and locate the potato peeler
Quote from: carltonplace on April 07, 2010, 03:52:56 PM
Step 2: put water on to boil and locate the potato peeler
Step 3: spread out the visqueen and cover with crisco
Quote from: Townsend on April 07, 2010, 03:25:06 PM
Ahhh, like date night
Naaaa.....On date night you need to make sure the batteries in the B.O.B. are fresh....... :o
Quote from: Conan71 on April 07, 2010, 03:19:27 PM
You left out the obligatory invocation of Marshall's in about 60% of all threads
Hey, I had a Sundown Wheat at Joe Momma's last night.
(How's that for a two-fer?)
You're welcome (adult topic, may be NSFW)
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100412081501AAswdtF
Quote from: sgrizzle on April 12, 2010, 10:16:06 AM
You're welcome (adult topic, may be NSFW)
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100412081501AAswdtF
Isn't that kinda Conan's motis operandi? He tells them he wants them to bare his child knowing full well he already had a
sex change vasectomy. ;)
"Your life is totally effed up.... anyway why not sit your hubby down, put on some sexy music (Emerson Lake and Palmer or The Wu Tang Clan or something like that) do a little sexy dance in your best velour sweat pants (no top) smear him in crisco whip his backside and get the crack pipes out then tell him all about the other men you slept with (even the ones that didn't **** inside you) no doubt he'll get all randy and ask your to invite them all over for a nice orgy. Then phone social services and have them arrange to pick the poor child up at birth to save them doing it later."
I'm amazed anyone took the time to reply...husband had a sex change and she just now figured it out. People that stupid don't know how to operate a computer...or shouldn't be allowed to.
ok where's the follow up on the story about the 16 year old girl who might be preggie and has never learned about separating sentences or using punctuation marks and is just really messed up and has so much to say cause inquiring minds want to know the rest of the story
Tazers on date night!! Gotta love it.
S & M (Buddy) Fallis.
Sex, drugs and rock and roll!
Chips and dip, chains and whips!
It's a party!
Quote from: heironymouspasparagus on April 25, 2010, 07:53:59 PM
Tazers on date night!! Gotta love it.
S & M (Buddy) Fallis.
Sex, drugs and rock and roll!
Chips and dip, chains and whips!
It's a party!
Love the Wierd Science reference. ;D