J D Salinger dead at 91 (http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/books/01/28/salinger.obit/index.html?hpt=T2)
"I hope to hell that when I do die somebody has the sense to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetary. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody." J.D. Salinger RIP!