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Title: Ummm....Okay
Post by: guido911 on December 29, 2009, 07:33:36 PM
Thia probably is a bit too much information:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: sgrizzle on December 29, 2009, 08:57:55 PM
Well now every time an American male has his job outsourced to India, he can still have this as a "moral victory."
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: guido911 on December 29, 2009, 09:16:37 PM
More bad news, apparently an Indian nuclear laboratory may have been attacked. The last thing Indian males need is anything that could cause shrinkage such as exposure to radiation.

http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/21239.asp

Here's Mencia's take:

Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: Conan71 on December 29, 2009, 09:24:13 PM
Hmmm, shorted again in India, damn the luck!
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: guido911 on February 23, 2010, 11:01:50 AM
Someone want to explain this to me?

(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/S.jpg)
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: TeeDub on February 24, 2010, 08:34:02 AM

I think that smile speaks for itself.
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: dbacks fan on February 24, 2010, 08:55:07 AM
**walking away shaking head and mumbling**
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: Breadburner on February 25, 2010, 01:41:35 PM
Quote from: guido911 on February 23, 2010, 11:01:50 AM
Someone want to explain this to me?

(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/S.jpg)


Gelding....?
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: bokworker on February 25, 2010, 04:37:30 PM
The horse is the pretty one...
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: guido911 on March 03, 2010, 05:07:47 PM
This made me wince a bit:

QuoteSURGEONS have saved a man's life after a THREE WEEK erection nearly killed him.

The businessman, 55, was forced to undergo an emergency operation after his problem firmly persisted for a staggering 21-days.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2876365/Between-a-doc-and-a-hard-place.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News#ixzz0h9rdI7Re

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2876365/Between-a-doc-and-a-hard-place.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: Breadburner on March 03, 2010, 05:35:07 PM
Quote from: guido911 on March 03, 2010, 05:07:47 PM
This made me wince a bit:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2876365/Between-a-doc-and-a-hard-place.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News


Eric Massa (D-NY) was a little misty over this......
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: guido911 on March 03, 2010, 05:47:36 PM
Quote from: Breadburner on March 03, 2010, 05:35:07 PM
Eric Massa (D-NY) was a little misty over this......
You sir are on fire today. Kudos on another laugh riot.
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: RecycleMichael on March 03, 2010, 10:26:25 PM
In the business, they call that hard news.
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: dbacks fan on March 04, 2010, 08:51:21 AM
I hear there is stiff competition in the British Press.
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: guido911 on March 08, 2010, 04:10:05 PM
Quote from: guido911 on February 23, 2010, 11:01:50 AM
Someone want to explain this to me?

(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/S.jpg)


This is what its supposed to look like.

http://punditgirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/pix-morning-news-pix-newsbabes-bull.html

Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: Breadburner on March 08, 2010, 05:21:24 PM
Heh....Nice....I love it...."So how did you get started....?..."I started out on sheep"......He must have been from Stillwater..
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: guido911 on March 08, 2010, 08:18:14 PM
What is it with people and the destruction of their own genitals?

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_14519745?source=most_viewed&nclick_check=1
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: guido911 on March 23, 2010, 01:47:57 PM
Words cannot describe this:

Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: Conan71 on March 23, 2010, 01:52:25 PM
Ummm, that was his tail right?  And I'm assuming that's Elmer's glue on the carpet too.
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: guido911 on March 27, 2010, 06:37:39 PM
Those crazy right wingers are at it again:

QuotePolice said Anthony Coffman, 28, used a hunting knife to cut through meat packages, throwing open containers of raw beef on the floor. He then poured dog food over some of the meat in hopes of contaminating it so it couldn't be sold, said Edinburgh police Deputy Chief David Lutz.

A store employee tried to stop Coffman, but gave up when he threatened the employee with the knife, police said.

Coffman told police that he is a vegetarian and gets upset when others consume beef, telling the employee that God sent him to ruin the meat and that he was trying to save little girls from food he believes would make them "chubby."

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/22972130/detail.html
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: guido911 on March 31, 2010, 06:48:01 PM
Quote from: guido911 on March 08, 2010, 08:18:14 PM
What is it with people and the destruction of their own genitals?

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_14519745?source=most_viewed&nclick_check=1

Here we go again with the genital mutilation:

http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/2010/03/cutting-off-penis-can-be-fatal.html
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: Conan71 on March 31, 2010, 10:26:41 PM
They couldn't find it?  Maybe that was the problem, his ex couldn't find it either.
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: guido911 on April 06, 2010, 11:19:20 PM
Words cannot describe this:

Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: dbacks fan on April 06, 2010, 11:49:14 PM
/\/\/\

Um, yeah, ah, um, uh, I just found a use for an unused airsickness bag, my son wanted to keep. BBBUUUUUIIIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: guido911 on April 07, 2010, 08:29:49 AM
Quote from: dbacks fan on April 06, 2010, 11:49:14 PM
/\/\/\

Um, yeah, ah, um, uh, I just found a use for an unused airsickness bag, my son wanted to keep. BBBUUUUUIIIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

You're welcome.
Title: Re: Ummm....Okay
Post by: guido911 on April 30, 2010, 12:17:58 PM
Interesting way of getting around:

http://viralfootage.com/?p=6926