http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0331091stool1.html (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0331091stool1.html)
Apaprently even the ShamWow can't clean this mess up:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
Kissing prostitutes is ShamNasty.
Motorized bar stool...
I have a new hero.