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Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Hometown on September 05, 2008, 01:03:11 PM
Did you see Ms. McCain last night?  Never has such a beautiful women been so badly served by a hair stylist.  Here's a word to the wise, Cindy.  Dial up Nancy and ask her for her dresser's number.

Now the blue suit was to die for.  But your hair looked like you had personally found what remained of Gustav and got caught in one heck of a breeze.

Don't get me wrong, her coif is usually passable but I guess she's made an extra effort for prime time and it really hasn't worked out.

Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: FOTD on September 05, 2008, 01:06:46 PM
She appeared close to a break down or having remission relapse. Whatever, the controllers may have dumbed her down so she didn't look like the mega rich b$tch drug addict she really is......
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Friendly Bear on September 05, 2008, 01:10:04 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hometown

Did you see Ms. McCain last night?  Never has such a beautiful women been so badly served by a hair stylist.  Here's a word to the wise, Cindy.  Dial up Nancy and ask her for her dresser's number.

Now the blue suit was to die for.  But your hair looked like you had personally found what remained of Gustav and got caught in one heck of a breeze.

Don't get me wrong, her coif is usually passable but I guess she's made an extra effort for prime time and it really hasn't worked out.





This is definitely an Issues campaign.

Hair could be a major issue.

Sinator Joe Biden had hair implants to cover his shiny dome.

Unfortunately, the only suitable transplant material of a similar color came from matching his pubic hair.

If you don't believe me, just ask him to drop his trousers to show he's still covered.

While you're at it, ask him to show you if he still has a pair.  

[:P]
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Hometown on September 05, 2008, 01:10:44 PM
Her voice was so soft and unfocused and she did seem to struggle with words and I really wondered if she was under the influence.

Don't you bet she wears the pants in that family.

Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Friendly Bear on September 05, 2008, 01:16:51 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hometown

Her voice was so soft and unfocused and she did seem to struggle with words and I really wondered if she was under the influence.

Don't you bet she wears the pants in that family.





Maybe she was just a little nervous talking LIVE in front of 40,000,000 viewers.

Or, maybe she has a soft voice.

Of course you wouldn't be nervous in that kind of forum..........

[:O]
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: FOTD on September 05, 2008, 01:16:52 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hometown

Her voice was so soft and unfocused and she did seem to struggle with words and I really wondered if she was under the influence.

Don't you bet she wears the pants in that family.





It doesn't take a weatherman to see the symptons of abuse.

But you rethugs want her badly to be first lady because gawd forbid Michele and her homies get in there.....
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Hometown on September 05, 2008, 01:20:05 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Friendly Bear

quote:
Originally posted by Hometown

Her voice was so soft and unfocused and she did seem to struggle with words and I really wondered if she was under the influence.

Don't you bet she wears the pants in that family.





Maybe she was just a little nervous talking LIVE in front of 40,000,000 viewers.

Or, maybe she has a soft voice.

Of course you wouldn't be nervous in that kind of forum..........

[:O]



Entirely possible.  I could also see a doctor prescribing something for her nerves.

Yes, you are right.  Stressful situation.  I would fall apart after first making a complete mess of everything.

But people like that touch of humanity.  Human frailty is charming.

Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Friendly Bear on September 05, 2008, 01:24:25 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hometown

quote:
Originally posted by Friendly Bear

quote:
Originally posted by Hometown

Her voice was so soft and unfocused and she did seem to struggle with words and I really wondered if she was under the influence.

Don't you bet she wears the pants in that family.





Maybe she was just a little nervous talking LIVE in front of 40,000,000 viewers.

Or, maybe she has a soft voice.

Of course you wouldn't be nervous in that kind of forum..........

[:O]



Entirely possible.  I could also see a doctor prescribing something for her nerves.

Yes, you are right.  Stressful situation.  I would fall apart after first making a complete mess of everything.

But people like that touch of humanity.  Human frailty is charming.





Agreed.  Showing yourself to be an inept fool in front of 40,000,000 viewers would be a humbling experience.

Least she didn't choke.....

Did you realize she suffered a stroke a few years ago?

That may have affected her speech.

Maybe you should say you're sorry for picking on a stroke victim.  

That goes Double for FOTD......

[:(!]


Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Hometown on September 05, 2008, 01:33:45 PM
Maybe you should apologize to humanity for your greed and what you've done to the rest of us to satisfy it.

Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: FOTD on September 05, 2008, 01:34:08 PM
The devil did not pick on a stroke victim. A homewrecker, spoiled brat, painkiller doctor shopping lawbreaking addict? Yes.
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: RecycleMichael on September 05, 2008, 01:34:12 PM
Vanity Fair said she was wearing three carat diamond earrings that would sell for $280,000.

That is five and a half times the median household income for U.S. households.

Plus she had on six strands of pearls.
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: FOTD on September 05, 2008, 01:38:56 PM
quote:
Originally posted by RecycleMichael

Vanity Fair said she was wearing three carat diamond earrings that would sell for $280,000.

That is five and a half times the median household income for U.S. households.

Plus she had on six strands of pearls.



Someone get two pics of her....one from the first night and the second from the last night. Compare the two. Cindy McCain makes Pat Nixon look like Elaenor Roosevelt.

Maybe she had a cold, flu, virus, too many Buds (Budweisers), etc.

She won't be my family values first lady choice.[:(]
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: tim huntzinger on September 05, 2008, 01:40:06 PM
Cindy looked and sounded 1000% better than Fallin did.  She was AWE-FULL.
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Friendly Bear on September 05, 2008, 01:40:08 PM
quote:
Originally posted by RecycleMichael

Vanity Fair said she was wearing three carat diamond earrings that would sell for $280,000.

That is five and a half times the median household income for U.S. households.

Plus she had on six strands of pearls.



Think you slipped a digit.  3-carat:  $28K, not $280K.  

You mean you haven't bought your wife any diamonds?  Women loves diamonds.  

What's yours like:  

Bologna?

Just blame it on Cindy's parents for being born RICH.

Blame it on her genes for being born blond and beautiful.

Blame it on luck for being married to the next President of the U.S.

[:P]
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Friendly Bear on September 05, 2008, 01:43:55 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hometown

Maybe you should apologize to humanity for your greed and what you've done to the rest of us to satisfy it.





GREED?  

What Greed?

I've been generous to a fault with sharing with those fellow Forum posters or lurkers all manner of useful insights into the operations of the Banana Republic of Tulsa, and the Lorton's World dear feind Barack Hussein Obama.

Remember?

Maybe you and FOTD should ask your respective parents, assuming you actually know who they are, why they didn't give you a CONSCIENCE?

Comes in handy for the rest of society......but you're as unlikely to grow a CONSCIENCE as Joe Biden is to re-grow his own hair.
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: FOTD on September 05, 2008, 01:53:16 PM
CONSCIENCE?

FB...on jews: http://www.tulsanow.net/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11149&whichpage=5

FB! Today's worse person at TNF!
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Friendly Bear on September 05, 2008, 02:04:46 PM
quote:
Originally posted by FOTD

CONSCIENCE?

FB...on jews: http://www.tulsanow.net/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11149&whichpage=5

FB! Today's worse person at TNF!



Surveys show 80% of them vote Democratic.  There's still hope, though.  They're buying Ford Automobiles again.

80% of Gays.  There may be hope.  As long as they remember to keep practicing SAFE, anonymous sex.  Emphasis on Safe.

And, 107% of African Americans.  There is no hope.  For the Perpetual Pity Party.

Say, did you see the rant by Obama's minister of the past 20 years, the Reverand Wright?

Great TV.

If you liked that one, you'll LOVE the Sequel coming out October 31........

Tune in.

[:O]




Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: RecycleMichael on September 05, 2008, 02:09:29 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Friendly Bear
Think you slipped a digit.  3-carat:  $28K, not $280K.  



No. You are a stupid bear.

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/politics/2008/09/cindy-mccains-300000-outfit.html

Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Friendly Bear on September 05, 2008, 02:17:41 PM
quote:
Originally posted by RecycleMichael

quote:
Originally posted by Friendly Bear
Think you slipped a digit.  3-carat:  $28K, not $280K.  



No. You are a stupid bear.

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/politics/2008/09/cindy-mccains-300000-outfit.html





Really, just cubic zirconium.  

She sold the real ones to adopt the two disfigured Bangladesh orphans from Mother Teresa's orphanage.

What a big, BIG heart!

Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Hometown on September 05, 2008, 02:23:06 PM
Mr. Bear you missed your parade by about 30 years.  You are interesting only as an example of a demographic which we must win to garner the hick vote.

Huey Long could have talked to Mr. Bear in words he would understand.

Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Townsend on September 05, 2008, 02:25:04 PM
Aw man, I just looked at a Vanity Fair.

In her defense she is quite wealthy.  If you can afford it, why not?

I don't drive a 79 Pinto because I can afford not to.  She can afford to wear very large diamond ear rings so she does.

Still not voting for her husband though.
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Friendly Bear on September 05, 2008, 02:29:09 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Townsend

Aw man, I just looked at a Vanity Fair.

In her defense she is quite wealthy.  If you can afford it, why not?

I don't drive a 79 Pinto because I can afford not to.  She can afford to wear very large diamond ear rings so she does.

Still not voting for her husband though.



RecycleMichael is attempting a Thread HIJACKING here.

This Topic is about the Grave Campaign Issue of Cindy McCain's HAIR.

According to the Forum Rules, he MUST start another thread on the Graver Campaign Issue of Cindy's Jewelry.

RM, at least properly reference the World Jewelry Conference for supporting details, next time, please.


[:P]
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Townsend on September 05, 2008, 02:34:42 PM
If I understand correctly from the women I pretend to understand a fraction...hair is nice but always finish with sparkling ice...so he's within his rights to bring up the bling when focusing on the head.
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: RecycleMichael on September 05, 2008, 02:39:13 PM
You really try to understand women?

The war of the sexes is over, our side lost.
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Townsend on September 05, 2008, 02:41:19 PM
quote:
Originally posted by RecycleMichael

You really try to understand women?

The war of the sexes is over, our side lost.



Every comeback I had was not suitable for a public forum.
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Friendly Bear on September 05, 2008, 02:43:14 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Townsend

If I understand correctly from the women I pretend to understand a fraction...hair is nice but always finish with sparkling ice...so he's within his rights to bring up the bling when focusing on the head.



I insist:  

The Forum Rules define RecycleMichael's BOLD move as a Thread Hijacking of this vital Political Arena topic concerning Cindy's Hair.

Start another thread about Cindy's Jewelry.  You've started plenty lately.

These are TOTALLY different topics. A lady can appear in public without her jewelry, but NEVER without her hair.

Shall I start a new Topic about Tulsa Gangstar Rappers, Cockzilla, and a certain impressionable Tulsa shot-drinking teen-age,  girl over on the Discussion Forum?  

Need a name for the Subject.......

Searching.............

Searching.............

Got it.

NEED MORE Nitroglycerine pills.

[}:)]
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Conan71 on September 05, 2008, 02:47:02 PM
HT, for someone who supported Hillary, you are really, really ugly toward these Republican women.

Are they just not butch-dyke enough for you like Hillarity?  I mean what's the real problem?

Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Friendly Bear on September 05, 2008, 02:53:55 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Conan71

HT, for someone who supported Hillary, you are really, really ugly toward these Republican women.

Are they just not butch-dyke enough for you like Hillarity?  I mean what's the real problem?





I think he's turned off by the GOP women because of their total lack of natural looking, hairy legs, the panty hose thing, lack of tongue rings, and no braided armpit hair.

He's nostalgic for the Obama-Supporting Goth women..........


Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Hometown on September 05, 2008, 03:13:09 PM
Sweetheart, you obviously don't know ugly when you see it.  I'll tell you when I'm being ugly.

Hey, did you notice that when McCain lobbed some gentle criticism at his own party the applause died down?

You could see the puzzled looks.

I felt like saying you don't have anything to worry about.  He'll support the party line.

Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Friendly Bear on September 05, 2008, 03:15:44 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hometown

Sweetheart, you obviously don't know ugly when you see it.  I'll tell you when I'm being ugly.

Hey, did you notice that when McCain lobbed some gentle criticism at his own party the applause died down?

You could see the puzzled looks.

I felt like saying you don't have anything to worry about.  He'll support the party line.





I noticed.  He and Sarah Palin have the next four years of his administration to educate them.
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: FOTD on September 05, 2008, 04:28:28 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Conan71

HT, for someone who supported Hillary, you are really, really ugly toward these Republican women.

Are they just not butch-dyke enough for you like Hillarity?  I mean what's the real problem?




It kind of surprised me, watching the Rethug crapfest last night, that in the video introducing Cindy McSame, they talked about how she and John McSame met. They failed to mention that he was married to someone else at the time.
Title: Cindy's Terrible Hair
Post by: Friendly Bear on September 05, 2008, 04:38:45 PM
quote:
Originally posted by FOTD

quote:
Originally posted by Conan71

HT, for someone who supported Hillary, you are really, really ugly toward these Republican women.

Are they just not butch-dyke enough for you like Hillarity?  I mean what's the real problem?




It kind of surprised me, watching the Rethug crapfest last night, that in the video introducing Cindy McSame, they talked about how she and John McSame met. They failed to mention that he was married to someone else at the time.



Yep, just another blond, millionaire heiress homewrecker.

You did mean our Democrat Tulsa Mayor Kathy Taylor?

Ask the first Mrs. Lobeck.............

It's ALL about CHANGE!