The difference between Men and Women

[RecycleMichael]

The thread I started last week on the differences between Republicans and Democrats got 124 responses in 5 days and then got locked.

I hope that this thread does as well, but is more fun.

Feel free to add any humorous thoughts to the thread as well as real observational differences. This could be the beginning of a stand up routine for somebody.

I will start with one of my observations of the differences between men and women.

Women take a long time to dress and men just throw on clothes, preferably but not necessarily, clean ones. It is as if women care about their appearance.

I always thought that a women dressing is like driving a car, you got to slow down for the curves.