Fly the Friendly Skies...Naked

[PonderInc]

Well, hell.  First we had to take off our shoes, now, thanks to the latest terrorist plot, we can't carry liquids or toothpaste on airplanes.  (You'll be glad to know that  breast milk is acceptable...of course, a lot of babies are full of liquids...some of which are projectile, in my experience!)

And to think I was annoyed when they started groping around to feel my underwire bra... Pretty soon, we'll have to take off all our clothes and just wear those paper gowns they give you at the doctor's office when we get on a plane.