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« on: October 28, 2014, 02:30:03 pm »

...for the Christian Fundies who think the earth is 5000 years old...

Pope Francis declares evolution and Big Bang theory are right and God isn't 'a magician with a magic wand
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Global warming isn't real because it was cold today.  Also great news: world famine is over because I just ate - Stephen Colbert.

Somebody find Guido an ambulance to chase...
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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2014, 02:43:05 pm »

That will change about 0% of minds who believe man and thunder lizards co-existed.
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2014, 02:50:15 pm »

This isn't news
The Catholic church gave sainthood to Darwin long ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_and_evolution
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2014, 08:30:51 pm »

...for the Christian Fundies who think the earth is 5000 years old...



Wouldn't need a wand anyway.

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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2015, 09:25:33 pm »

Hmm...now the Pope wishes to address a joint session of Congress.

Interesting.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/229888-pope-francis-to-address-joint-session-of-congress-organizer
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2015, 12:44:57 pm »

Hmm...now the Pope wishes to address a joint session of Congress.

Interesting.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/229888-pope-francis-to-address-joint-session-of-congress-organizer

The Pope's Political Platform:

1. Fair immigration policies that welcome the downtrodden to safe and prosperous countries
2. Find a remedy for growing income inequality
3. Governmental support for the poor
4. Not judging gay people or the issue of gay marriage
5. Working towards world peace


Congress' Political Platform:
1. Militarize the border and deport the freeloaders
2. Cut taxes for the wealthy, unzip fly, and "trickle down" on the poor
3. Cut governmental support for the poor
4. Homosexuals are a greater threat than terrorists
5. When in doubt, bomb them


This should be fun.  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2015, 01:02:04 pm »

The Pope's Political Platform:

1. Fair immigration policies that welcome the downtrodden to safe and prosperous countries
2. Find a remedy for growing income inequality
3. Governmental support for the poor
4. Not judging gay people or the issue of gay marriage
5. Working towards world peace


Congress' Political Platform:
1. Militarize the border and deport the freeloaders
2. Cut taxes for the wealthy, unzip fly, and "trickle down" on the poor
3. Cut governmental support for the poor
4. Homosexuals are a greater threat than terrorists
5. When in doubt, bomb them


This should be fun.  Grin

The term "Cognitive Dissonance" comes to mind.  Congress won't even know how to process the information. 
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2015, 07:16:52 pm »

The Pope's Political Platform:

1. Fair immigration policies that welcome the downtrodden to safe and prosperous countries
2. Find a remedy for growing income inequality
3. Governmental support for the poor
4. Not judging gay people or the issue of gay marriage
5. Working towards world peace


Congress' Political Platform:
1. Militarize the border and deport the freeloaders
2. Cut taxes for the wealthy, unzip fly, and "trickle down" on the poor
3. Cut governmental support for the poor
4. Homosexuals are a greater threat than terrorists
5. When in doubt, bomb them


This should be fun.  Grin

Sort of left out that whole "pro-life"/anti-abortion thing. And that "prayer"/placing God first and foremost stuff also. But otherwise, okay.
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2015, 07:22:41 pm »

The Pope's Political Platform:
5. Working towards world peace

Did he get that line from "Miss Congeniality"?
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2015, 12:22:36 pm »

Sort of left out that whole "pro-life"/anti-abortion thing. And that "prayer"/placing God first and foremost stuff also. But otherwise, okay.

Political platform.  Not resume.
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