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guido911
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« on: March 28, 2014, 01:06:17 am »
We are okay. FOR NOW!!!! Tongue

http://blog.estately.com/2014/03/u-s-states-ranked-from-most-to-least-prepared-for-the-zombie-apocalypse/

Edited to add that Tulsa is okay for non-douchebaggery. WAY better than OKC.

http://blog.estately.com/2014/03/the-top-u-s-cities-for-douchebags/
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2014, 08:16:47 am »
Doesn't seem accurate. San Francisco ranks way too low. I'm guessing they don't include the west coast varieties like dotcomus douchebaggus.
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2014, 11:22:17 am »
Quote from: guido911 on March 28, 2014, 01:06:17 am

Edited to add that Tulsa is okay for non-douchebaggery. WAY better than OKC.

http://blog.estately.com/2014/03/the-top-u-s-cities-for-douchebags/

Sorry, I disagree with the criteria used for this study.  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2014, 12:35:52 pm »
We score well because they're looking for the scent of brains. Safest place is the state capitol.
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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2014, 12:36:48 pm »
Quote from: sgrizzle on March 28, 2014, 08:16:47 am
Doesn't seem accurate. San Francisco ranks way too low. I'm guessing they don't include the west coast varieties like dotcomus douchebaggus.

That's a different species of douchebag. Different critieria:
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« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2014, 04:08:37 pm »
Quote from: AquaMan on March 28, 2014, 12:35:52 pm
We score well because they're looking for the scent of brains. Safest place is the state capitol.

You win the internets today. Collect your trophy from Al Gore.
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« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2014, 05:09:51 pm »
Algore. I was so glad he didn't make it to the presidency. B-O-R-I-N-G. Zombies would fall asleep eating his brains.
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« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2014, 09:09:25 pm »
Quote from: AquaMan on March 28, 2014, 05:09:51 pm
Algore. I was so glad he didn't make it to the presidency. B-O-R-I-N-G. Zombies would fall asleep eating his brains.
Ouch.
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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2014, 07:23:29 am »
Al Gore once said his Secret Service code name was "Al Gore."

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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2014, 08:47:36 am »
Quote from: AquaMan on March 28, 2014, 05:09:51 pm
Algore. I was so glad he didn't make it to the presidency. B-O-R-I-N-G. Zombies would fall asleep eating his brains.

Better than some past Presidents; they'd likely starve.
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