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« on: January 13, 2014, 03:00:51 pm »

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A Portland pimp is suing Nike for not placing a warning label in their shoes specifying that they could be used as a dangerous weapon -- after he was sentenced to 100 years in prison for brutally beating a john with his sneaker.

Sirgiorgio Clardy, 26, claims Nike should have placed a warning in the shoes warning consumers that the kicks have the potential to be used as a dangerous weapon, according to The Oregonian newspaper. Clardy is seeking $100 million for what he believes was the shoe manufacturer’s oversight.

In June, Clardy repeatedly stomped on the face of a client with his Jordan Nike shoes when the man refused to pay Clardy’s prostitute. The man required stitches and plastic surgery after the beating.

Clardy was sentenced to 100 years in prison for beating the man as well as attacking an 18-year-old prostitute so violently that she bled from her ears.
Clardy has been charged with numerous felonies and misdemeanors, according to the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office.

The jury in Clardy’s most recent case called him a “dangerous offender” and classified his shoes as “a dangerous weapon” in order to assure he received the longest prison sentence possible, according to The Oregonian.

Clardy wrote a three-page complaint against Nike from the Eastern Oregon Correctional Institution where he is incarcerated, reported The Oregonian. In the claim he said Nike “failed to warn of risk or to provide an adequate warning or instruction,” by not cautioning that their shoes are “potentially dangerous.”

The suit has not yet been served to Nike, The Oregonian said.

Nike spokeswoman Mary Remuzzi said the company had no comment regarding the lawsuit.



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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2014, 03:07:21 pm »




This is *almost* as bad as death by atomic wedgie.
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2014, 03:21:51 pm »

I can beat that.

Woman sues lawyers for 'failing to tell her' divorce would cause her marriage to end

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-sues-lawyers-failing-tell-3010386
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2014, 03:33:11 pm »

I can beat that.

Woman sues lawyers for 'failing to tell her' divorce would cause her marriage to end

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-sues-lawyers-failing-tell-3010386

Let’s just hope she didn’t pro-create.
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2014, 04:02:28 pm »



I wonder if Nike has any grounds for a suit against the jury for product/ brand defamation or libel for classifying their shoes as a dangerous weapon? 
A good judge might rule swiftly against them stating that given the cost of a pair, they should serve some other purpose than just foot wear.
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2014, 04:03:21 pm »

I wonder if Nike has any grounds for a suit against the jury for product/ brand defamation or libel for classifying their shoes as a dangerous weapon? 
A good judge might rule swiftly against them stating that given the cost of a pair, they should serve some other purpose than just foot wear.

Good point!

I suspect this one will be tossed out pretty quickly.
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2014, 10:21:53 pm »

I wonder if Nike has any grounds for a suit against the jury for product/ brand defamation or libel for classifying their shoes as a dangerous weapon?  
A good judge might rule swiftly against them stating that given the cost of a pair, they should serve some other purpose than just foot wear.

If they stay out of Oklahoma...here they could only get $300,000 punitive damage....wouldn't cover the lawyer fees.



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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2014, 11:22:53 am »

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/firefighter-arrested-scene-highway-crash-article-1.1603205



and it's not the first time:
http://gawker.com/news-cameras-catch-cop-handcuff-on-duty-fireman-over-pa-1517076544

This firefighter wasnt so lucky, killed on his wedding night:
http://vidmax.com/video/68167-After-losing-the-fight-a-police-officer-shoots-and-kills-a-firefighter
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