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« on: December 14, 2012, 09:55:30 am » |
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As part of my life-long evil plan to traumatize my children, I'm looking for an ugly Christmas sweater, preferably one so bad that Fashion Maven Daughter will refuse to be seen in public with me when I wear it. I want one that, when you look at it and look away, it leaves an after image on your retina. I want one that induces mild nausea. I want one that a drunk Shriner would look at and slur, "I wouldn't wear that!"
I have to attend a dinner next week, and I was hoping to have it for the event.
Any suggestions?
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Ed
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Gaspar
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2012, 10:24:52 am » |
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When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.
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Gaspar
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2012, 10:26:02 am » |
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Wow! There's just so much wrong with this.  |
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When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.
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Ed W
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2012, 11:12:42 am » |
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Wow! There's just so much wrong with this.
Did you see the trauma in the goat's eyes? He'll need counseling. |
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Ed
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carltonplace
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2012, 11:40:53 am » |
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Did you see the trauma in the goat's eyes? He'll need counseling.
There is a lot of trauma in Goatee's eyes as well. And possibly a wet spot on his kahkis. |
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sgrizzle
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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2012, 01:05:28 pm » |
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Wow! There's just so much wrong with this. The skirt throws it off for me. The rest seems pretty legit. |
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Gaspar
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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2012, 01:19:31 pm » |
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The skirt throws it off for me. The rest seems pretty legit.
Yours has cats instead of bears though. |
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When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.
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Conan71
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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2012, 10:45:28 am » |
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How about a 3D sweater?  |
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"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first” -Ronald Reagan
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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2012, 11:42:22 am » |
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2012, 12:19:45 pm » |
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As part of my life-long evil plan to traumatize my children, I'm looking for an ugly Christmas sweater, preferably one so bad that Fashion Maven Daughter will refuse to be seen in public with me ...
Screw the sweater, wear this. It should achieve your plan.  |
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Someone get Hoss a pacifier.
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Ed W
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2012, 02:51:19 pm » |
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Screw the sweater, wear this. It should achieve your plan. Only if RM gets one too. He's the male model in the group, after all. |
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Ed
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RecycleMichael
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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2012, 05:57:00 pm » |
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I already have one.
I have to say that she does look better than me in the same red outfit. I look like the largest Christmas bulb in the world in mine.
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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2012, 08:00:55 pm » |
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Aren't you supposed to be on top of a tower in New Jersey?
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"Labor is prior to and independent of capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration" --Abraham Lincoln
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